The best cheap beer would be Miller Genuine Draft(MGD) in the 24 oz.Man that stuffs good:yum:
As far as getting drunk quick and cheap I have experimented with cheap grain alcohol and will never try that again We made what they called Kermit which consisted of cheap grain liquor,Mountain Dew and a pack of green koolaid.Surprisingly it tasted pretty good considering the quality of liquor but we were sick for days,lol
I also used to drink the hell out of some Jagermiester.It was tasty and did the trick better then any other,but since the night I passed out on my bar stool,and hit the floor I haven't really drank to much of it.That was the first and last time I have ever been carried out of a bar by four bouncers,and my drinking buddy,ahh good times...