monkeylizard

I don't know what middle class is, but "rich" is anyone making more than me. :D

Metro Nashville's ordinance (11.12.080) on this is two-fold, if anyone cares. Inside the urban services district it's like others have mentioned. No firing of pretty much anything, including BB, airsoft, paintball, etc.). In the general services district, it's anything goes, as far as the city is concerned, during the day, and a no-no at night.   I don't know of any ordinance regarding archery for either district.   As a general rule (but not always) if the city picks up your trash you're in urban services. If you pay for someone else or have to haul it off yourself, you're in general services. http://maps.nashville.gov/webimages/MapGallery/PDFMaps/Urban%20Services%20District.pdf

What no_one said. If you lived in Knoxville, would you buy a house in Orlando to generate rental income to pay for your Knoxville mortgage? Although the steps are in the reverse order of what you're considering, the end result is the same.

It's a holiday weekend, and FCC regulations say that every B-list cable channel has to do a marathon of some show every holiday weekend. It further states the marathon must be related to the holiday, or that a catchy holiday-related re-titling be done for the marathon, thus the "Dead, White, and Blue Marathon" was born...er...um....raised. It's the same reason TNT has to show "Independence Day" at least 4 times over the weekend.

Thinks Shirley Q. Liquors is hot.

Got hit by a parked car.         Twice.

Was once known as "the best dressed man in West Hollywood."

I'm not going to throw away perfectly good hooch and ganja! Are you mad?!?!?!

It depends on whether or not I have enough time to get that stuff out after stashing my weed and open container before he gets out of his car.

Thinks Orange is the New Black is about discrimination against John Boehner.

There's nothing about age in the new changes. If not otherwise prohibited from possession she should be good to go.

  If we need a law to say it's OK, it isn't a right.

  FIFY

And thus ends the entirety of soccer on US TV stations for another 4 years. Too bad those 4 years will go by fast.

"Birth Certificate" actually just an apology letter from the condom factory.

Flounces like a soccer player when he shoots a Mosin.

AIUI, they can still track where you go and how long you're there even with MAC spoofing. The catch is that on your next visit to that store, or another of that chain's locations, or any other store with customers being tracked by the same tracking service, you'll appear as a brand new customer. The MAC spoofing will prevent a store (or chain of stores) from building a long-term profile on a customer based on the MAC address.   I'm not super-duper up to speed on this tech, so I could be mistaken.

I know what Kentucky Conan will be carrying.

Is known in certain zipper-butt-pants wearing circles as "The Factory".

You put your head up where?

Wonders why the numbers on the left are different than the ones on the right.

Has his own Internet meme.

They're going to Mexico to pick up the north bounders to bring them over the border. It's dangerous walking through that hot desert, so we're giving them a lift....and underwear.

Thinks the Harlem Shake is a drink.