monkeylizard

Was once known as "the best dressed man in West Hollywood."

I'm not going to throw away perfectly good hooch and ganja! Are you mad?!?!?!

It depends on whether or not I have enough time to get that stuff out after stashing my weed and open container before he gets out of his car.

Thinks Orange is the New Black is about discrimination against John Boehner.

There's nothing about age in the new changes. If not otherwise prohibited from possession she should be good to go.

  If we need a law to say it's OK, it isn't a right.

  FIFY

And thus ends the entirety of soccer on US TV stations for another 4 years. Too bad those 4 years will go by fast.

"Birth Certificate" actually just an apology letter from the condom factory.

Flounces like a soccer player when he shoots a Mosin.

AIUI, they can still track where you go and how long you're there even with MAC spoofing. The catch is that on your next visit to that store, or another of that chain's locations, or any other store with customers being tracked by the same tracking service, you'll appear as a brand new customer. The MAC spoofing will prevent a store (or chain of stores) from building a long-term profile on a customer based on the MAC address.   I'm not super-duper up to speed on this tech, so I could be mistaken.

I know what Kentucky Conan will be carrying.

Is known in certain zipper-butt-pants wearing circles as "The Factory".

You put your head up where?

Wonders why the numbers on the left are different than the ones on the right.

Has his own Internet meme.

They're going to Mexico to pick up the north bounders to bring them over the border. It's dangerous walking through that hot desert, so we're giving them a lift....and underwear.

Thinks the Harlem Shake is a drink.

Succesfully canoed the Caluhawassee River. Twice.

Like Chris said, no reason not make the officer's job a little easier. I do this by getting out of the car when pulled over. I mean, anything could happen when he walks up behind an unknown person. By being outside the car he knows what he's dealing with, so I'm removing some of that uncertainty. Then I move quickly towards his car. He's a busy guy. I don't want to wast his time. If I'm carrying, I'm always sure to lift my shirt up to show him where it is. I don't want the officer to get any surprises later. If for some reason it's not safe to get out of the car to help him out, then I wait in my car with the lights off. I don't want to hurt his keen low-light vision with my stupid dome light. When he asks for my DL and registration, I lunge for the glovebox to get it. Again, he's a busy guy so I don't want to waste his time.       Seriously though....what Chris said. It costs you nothing, speeds up the process, and makes their hard job a little easier. That can be the difference between getting a warning and getting a ticket.

They sell for about $200/ton (plus delivery) at most rock/garden centers. A 1-ton rock is about 1.5'x3'x3'.

Good tip, but also watch the content of the photos themselves. Unintentional content in the background, a hand with a class/fraternity ring, etc. can give away more info than perhaps you intended to share.

  I'll be surprised if the new one isn't the same, given the location. Then again, maybe there's more Hi-Point market in Belle Meade than I think.

What do you have when you have a bunch of lawyers buried up to their necks in cement?                                         Not enough cement.         ba-boom-tish!

Can I pick 0-stars?  :D