Lotto Ticket
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."
A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. " Where did you get that coat? " her husband asks. She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of he winnings."
Another week later, his wife comes home driving a flaming red Ferrrari.
You guess it: Her share of the winnings......
That night, she asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath drain.
"Whats this?" she asks her husband.
Well, "he replies, We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we."