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Too much information!

He's purdy. Corn snake?

Very well said!

Gun shopping rocks!

Except for guns.

Shopping does suck!

I've got one. :-\

This is a "heads up" for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend if I can get by Walmart and pick up some more wallets. So tell your friends to be careful.

Mine changes a lot as well, but this is my current wallpaper.

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate. I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." Most old guys are helpful like that.

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A woman speeding over a bridge, late for work, gets pulled over by a cop parked just beyond the bridge operating radar. After being stopped the cop asks the woman what her profession is and she replied "I'm a professional a**hole stretcher." The cop, being curious, asks "Exactly what does a professional a**hole stretcher do?" The driver explains that she starts with a small a**hole and continues to stretch it until it's six feet tall. The cop asks the driver "What do you do with a six foot a**hole?" The driver responds "Apparently, you give him a radar and park him behind a bridge."

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Should be $40 for a class A and $35 for class B or C. And if you have a motorcycle license, it's still another $17.50...

Why not pay $17.50 for the class M and $2 for class D? Both are a license class. They're $17.50 each. You can always drop the D and just drive a motorcycle at all times for $17.50. It sucks, but it is what it is...

I was talking to a guy the other day who was talking about how neat these things were- Amazon.com: Furi Ozitech Diamond Fingers Pro Knife Sharpener: Anyone ever use one? Looks a little gimmicky to me.

Livens things up!

Get some beer.

I'm really surprised they don't make you drop $100 to get IN the door...

Money is overrated.

Well said. A large number of local politicians are on the take and do not support the best interest of citizens. Sad, really.