Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”
Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am . When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
"Fishing or Sex?"
And she said:…………….. "Wear sunblock".