Ebow1

I'd have to sift through a lot, but off the top of my head there's "Krull" as far as cheesiness goes. I cleaned out a Hollywood video that was going out of business and made room by getting rid of a handful of movies I never watched, so I got rid of a lot of my crappy ones there. Oh, the version of The Punisher with Thomas Jaine and John Travolta. I'm sorry but Punisher Warzone just kicked the crap outta that version. It was everything it should've been. There's the Evil Dead trilogy, there's the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movie, and for the crown jewels of cheesiness, I have the old animated warner brothers versions of The Hobbit, and The Return of The King on DVD. As far as Avatar goes, I won't launch into my entire rant but I will say two things, 1. It was complete and utter crap, plain and simple 2. It was Fern Gully with bullets, except Fern Gully was better.

I say they "alter it" the same way they cauterized the old man's arrow wound in Braveheart. Just without the whiskey.

Because he sucks.

His last name is just one letter off from bein' right.

I would have snapped by now.

I'm interested, simply because it would be nice to have all my semi-autos in the 1911 platform.

Can't you people see that this man doesn't want to sell this firearm? That is exactly why you should simply give it to me.

We played an island map. I played Protos he played Terran. I built nothing but fully upgraded carriers. They were able to deploy their interceptors out of range of his missile turrets. The missiles couldn't target the carriers and were too slow to hit the intercepters. After that he wouldn't let me use the carriers.

Disclaimer or not they need to be held responsible for not properly securing their cargo.

Plans in the works to go to the Orkney Islands off Scotland with mom and brother and his wife. There's a brewery there with a beer named after a Viking that we're directly descended from.

Ok, every field trip I went on in school officially sucks now.

This is reminding me of that scene in Monty Python's Meaning of Life with the organ donation people.

It got to the point where my brother banned certain units because of how badly I decimated his defences with them.

I never liked playing against the AI on the first one I had for N64. My brother and I would always split up the map so resources and territory were divided equally, we would build up as much crap as we could and then we would wage complete all out war and see who won. The computer tries to fight the instant they've built one unit.

Now would be the time to stop following this thread.

That is true. Then it's settled, nobody kill me for a little while.

I have a desire to build my own Viking longboat, have it pushed down the Mississippi with me, and all my stuff that I'm not passing down and that doesn't go boom when put in a fire, and lit on fire. Will this actually happen? Probably not.

Wait, stuff from Australia reminds me. Somewhere in my house I have a beer bottle opener that's a pair of Kangaroo testicles. Buddy got it when he went to Australia, moved it and didn't take it with him, so I kept it.

I know Mormons are required to do the door to door thing, or at least that's what I've heard, and I do try to be polite with everyone I deal with, at least until they don't return the favor, but I'm just not a fun person to be around in the morning.

Ok, haven't read all the posts but I got a story about Mormons goin' door to door. I'm crashin' at a buddy's apartment in Baton Rouge for about a month while I'm in between places. He's Atheist, and I'm not Christian myself. I step outside to take a phone call because the walls are concrete. I'm standin' outside and I see 2 mormons at a corner apartment goin' around and coming our way. They take one look at me, wave, turn around and walk away. I don't know what I did, but I have a gift. Now I would like to point out that I have nothing against mormons, just people who go door to door. Especially in the morning.

Then how did you see him?

Sam Kinison is one of those comedians that makes you wish there was some kind of black magic ritual where you could sacrifice somebody like Dane Cook to bring him back. A really bad "comedian" to bring back a really good one.

True. I was just screwin' around anyway. I was half tempted not to post cause reading it made it seem like I was startin' to throw a hissy fit about it.

As far as I'm concerned I don't care what pieces people are playing with as long as everybody's having fun.

Well, I didn't have anything all that neat so I figured I'd mention something that was cool, even if it wasn't mine. If it makes you feel better I can try and steal it, although I'll more then likely get shot in the process.