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How do I do that?

Might as well rename it Timex.

I always liked the line "Raise your hand if you can't hear me".

I have a theory about me and him both being primarily Scottish and Irish. The other guys I drank with were Italian, and one was Canadien. I think me and this guy are descended from rival clans from centuries ago and on some subconscious level, when I get drunk enough, I recognize that. As if I get to this level of drunkeness and this ancestral rage looks at him and just thinks, YOU! That's the best theory I got.

It does make more sense, and I have given somebody that vibe, or at least I've been told I've done it only once. One of my old drinking buddies in Baton Rouge made a joke about shaving my head while I was passed out (I have hair about halfway down my back). We were in a truck and I was in the back seat. I didn't say a single word, I figured if I didn't make a big deal out of it they would forget about the idea. He turns around with his eyes like a deer and the headlights and apologizes to me with noticeable fear in his voice and then he tells he can feel how pissed off I am. I honestly don't think I've done this with any of my Domino's coworkers. If you could ask them I guarantee they'd tell you that I'm a jackass who makes stupid jokes all day.

What is feast with the beast? Is that like when Fox had that Asian guy who does all the hotdog eating contests do one against a grizzly bear?

I was drinking a bunch of different things. Here's how this particular night went. Me, and 2 buddies decided to get those minikegs and have a race to see who could finish one first. It was close, but I lost. We all finished the minikegs and went to a bar called the Bulldog and had a few beers. Then we got a call from dude's cousin that it was free drinks from 8-10 at the Texas Club. We go there, and at this point I'm drinkin' a bunch of different things because they're free. I woke up the next day, my jaw hurt, and after a bit of thinkin' I remember my buddy deckin' me in the jaw. I go up to his apartment to ask him why he hit me, and he asks me why I hit him. I believe him that I hit first, apologize, and explain that I have no memory or idea why. I've had plenty of times where I drink a bunch of different things, or had some ridiculous contest involving alcohol and I never got violent.

Ok, here we go. OCS-I know OCS is tougher but I think I would've been better at that because I got the feeling it focused more on the individual then the group. One of the things that I couldn't stand most about boot camp was spending every waking second with your platoon. I know it sounds like no big deal, but it was then that I discovered that I start to lose it if I'm around people constantly. Causing mayhem-I will admit I have chaotic fantasies and I can't really argue much with that one. Shouldn't be allowed to carry-I'd like to reitierate that I never said I DO have alcohol issues. I used to have problems with drunkenness and not being able to control myself once I would get started I will admit that, but these days I have one drink, or a couple beers at night, right before bed and that's it, unless I'm at a party or something where the entire point is to get drunk. Then, I'm gonna get drunk. Not displaying the calm demeanor I think I do-There's a guy who works at the same store who comes in screaming obscenities and racial slurs every time he doesn't get a tip on a delivery. Not getting a tip doesn't bother me that much, usually you do, but sometimes you take a delivery to someone who's just a cheap bastard. It happens. I may not seem as calm as I think I do but I was certainly calmly then that, y'know, except for the whole throwing stuff incident. Ok, if I missed anything, y'all let me know.

Alright, I'm going to have to reread through about 5 pages of posts to address the other issues brought up about me.

Alcoholism-I never said I'm an alcoholic, I said I would be if I was married, had 3 kids, and a real ******** for a boss like Mike proposed. Jack-As far as being an angry drinker goes, almost never. I've almost always been a happy drinker. There is only one instance in which I got violent when I was drunk. I was sitting at a bar and just hit the guy sitting next to me (I knew the guy) I really have no idea why, and I've never been violent while I was drunk since then. I admit that that one instance baffles me as I couldn't remember doing it and the next day I was asking him why he hit me. As far as being the next Kwik, not even close. He used a technicality in the law (the Belle Meade blackpowder thing) to get his point across. If it comes down to me being as much of a prick as he was being in the videos, I'll just outright defy the law. I'm not saying that to try and sound tough, I think my track record shows that has been my instinct reaction to such situations.

Don't worry, I plan on avoiding that by not ever having a decent amount of money.

It was classified as 'condition not a disability', so according to them it's not that big of a problem.

I'm not saying it's confusing, just questioning the effectiveness of the tactic of using the previously ignored format to try and get their attention.

It probably doesn't help that people keep telling me I look like a 35 year old serial killer.

In retrospect I think I should've gone officer, and I have thought about trying again. It seems like I just don't fit right in normal society, and it's seemed that way since before I've had these anger problems.

I did try a military stint back in 2007. Lost 30 lbs in 3 weeks to join the Marines. Recieved an ELS discharge for displaying anti-social tendencies. It was originally classified as failure to adapt but they changed it to convenience of government. I don't know if that's anything special but that's what it is. If anything it amde me an agrier person, but I don't doubt it's because I didn't make it through.

You're asking in a post if anyone read your post? If they didn't I've gotta say I don't think they'll see that one either.

Sounds neat.

Turnin' in a couple applications today for a couple cook jobs in a couple bars. And one shift manager application for a Taco Bell.

@Mike-It sounds like I'll be an alcoholic.

I remember that thread now. I do actually agree with a lot of what he said though I don't necessarily break it down to a certain age group. extremely lazy-This has nothing to do with age, I've known lazy old people and lazy children, plain and simple cannot converse with any semblence of intelligence-Unfortunately I've found this to be true of most people my age. are slow moving and lethargic-I would put this under the laziness many of them mumble when they speak-Again, nothing to do with age and NEVER look you in the eye-I've noticed this problem amongst many age groups They NEVER offer to shake hands first-I can say that I have on plenty of occassions, but sometimes the other person just beats me to it and when I offer first, its like grabbing a handful of wet noodles...completely limp.-Again, something I've noticed across many age groups Most of them are completely reliant on someone else, usually the government or mom & dad, to take care of themselves.-I think the blame for that one should be placed on the parents They cannot cook-I can make some of the best burgers North of the gulf NEVER clean...oh GOD the stories I can tell on that one subject...-I gotta be honest, I'm pretty bad about that one cant do laundry-Not an age thing dont read, except text mssgs-Unfortunately true of most my age they dont know where ONE DAMN THING is, geographically speaking, except the mall,-Don't really care much about malls, but geography definately isn't my strong suit cannot tell you who the VP is, or more than two men who signed the Declaration of Independence,-Unfortunately cannot start to speak without uttering "UHHH"-Unfortunately generally need a bath and/or at least wash their greasy hair-Don't really know what to say to that one are so COMPLETELY stupid as to be borderline retarded-too generic to respond to are generally liberal, even though A. they couldnt tell you what "liberal" meant. B. They couldnt tell you WHY they are liberal even if they knew what it meant-unfortunately the concept of "you dont work, you dont eat" is so completely unknown to them, its like speaking Chinese, the idea of earning your way through life, making it on your own, has NEVER crossed their mind-unfortunately would not stand up and defend an innocent person, woman, child, small animal or even themselves, MUCH LESS their own country-unfortunately THE ONLY F-ING SHOES THEY OWN, MALE OR FEMALE, ARE F-ING FLIP FLOPS OR...UUGH...CROCS-can't really see how that's a character flaw no matter how much crocs annoy me no manners-unfortunately have an un-believable sense of entitlement-unfortunately couldnt fight their way out of a wet paper sack-I don't see that as a problem for me, I may have to fight one of them one day dont know good music or food from Adam's housecat-I don't know this Adam or his cat so I can't really comment the majority believe Bill Mahr is GOD, the others dont believe in ANY GOD-Difference of religious opinion is not a character flaw I can't say this with complete certainty, but to me the majority of a person's character flaws stem largely from their upbringing, how they're raised, and how good of a job their parents do. Discipline, manners, and respect need to be both taught and shown to children at an early age.

I prefer to CC, but that's because with OC on my hip, my gun is right where my hand would rest, and that makes people even more nervous. If I get a holster for a different position, preferably should, then I'll carry a lot more open. In my opinion an openly armed population is what the founding fathers wanted. People with guns on them and in the open walking the streets all across the country.

He got married. Didn't tell me, so I wasn't there to make the joke, but believe me I would've made some kind of joke. I probably would've gone with somewith about how wonderful it was that society was tolerant enough bla bla bla.

I don't think I'm familiar with that guy.

It might not be so hard if you'd just stop being right all the time.