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Don't ban the beer! Ban the cars! DUI's wouldn't exist at all if it wasn't for automobiles!

I AM THE CARP CZAR! KING OF THE FISHES! In all seriousness if I was ever appointed to a title such as "carp czar" I would introduce myself as Aquaman.

My first thought when I saw this article was that it was a poorly veiled threat.

I would gladly take $100 to test that slide. Over and over again. Every time somebody gets hurt on it, put in some new safety stuff, call me to make sure it works.

That is art that I can actually appreciate.

FRUITALITY!

I've recently discovered studies that show that everybody who sits down at a public bench at any point in their life will eventually DIE. We need to get these public benches outlawed now! THEY'RE KILLING US ALL!

I think there was a misunderstanding when she said "right in the kisser".

Cool. I'm gonna tell my buddy to just stick to his handgun since he's already got the permit, but if he really wants to do the ASP thing, where's a good place in the Bellevue, West Nashville area for him to take a class?

I knew exactly what I was getting into when I went to see it. The only thing I would've wanted more of was Dolph Lundgren's character. His was my favorite, and I wish he had had more scenes.

I'm half tempted to get the tattoo of the original! That thing's great!

Thumb safety on. You train yourself to disengage as you draw and it doesn't take any longer then to draw with the safety off.

I'm in. Forgot to post sooner.

English major candidate.

I think Ebow'd, would be better then Ebow1'd. It just sounds better, plus the only I have the 1 on the end was because this screen name was a component of my LSU account when I was a student.

Hey, who's got 2 thumbs and uses 'em to throw company property? THIS GUY! (I know, it doesn't really work without seeing me pointing to myself with my thumbs, but still)

Extra cheese should've been considered a regular topping.

I got a buddy who's looking into an ASP baton for personal carry. I need to know the legality of this for a civilian, as I was pretty sure he had to go through some kind of certification course.

Would they get mad if we physically attack a zombie that gets close enough?

It'd be somethin' to see him get on and off that segway without bein' able to bend one leg.

Even if someone could carry and conceal all those firearms into a school they would be rendered completely immobile by a magnet. It'd be like a bugs bunny cartoon.

Correction in my post about Ragnar's last words. GNUTHJA should've been GNYTHJA, and WISSI should've been VISSI. I made that last mix up because of the Ws being pronounced like Vs.

I thought George Bush was conjuring hurricanes to smite the black people because he hates them. That's what Kanye West said.

King Ælla is believed to have fallen victim to it. I think the story of his death is my favorite of all that surround the blood eagle. It is also the reason I can read and speak a single sentence of ancient Norse. Ælla executed Ragnar Lodbrok, the man who raided Paris on Easter Sunday and did not leave until he was paid, I believe 700 pounds of silver. Ælla executed him by throwing him into a pit filled with venomous snakes, we're told. As he was dying he yelled "GNUTHJA MUNDU GRISSIR EF GALTAR HAG WISSI!" (You'll have to excuse the lack of proper accent marks). It translates roughly into "How the little pigs will grunt when they learn the suffering of the old boar". The little pigs being his 4 children, who assembled the largest Viking invasion force the world had ever seen and descended upon England to hunt down and execute Ælla. I gave a speech in my class last semester about this series of events and opened with that quote, in ancient Norse. The speech teacher nearly shot out of her seat when I got up there and yelled that.

It's people like this that call for the Blood Eagle in my opinion.