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Seems like a good reason to have a Doberman in the back seat!

Absolutely!

I'm thinking this stuff is a wee bit hotter than Cholula!

You're as bad as my little brother. He buys light sticks by the gross. He gets them dirt cheap from either eBay or Amazon, not sure which. If you are interested I'll find out who he gets them from for you.

Don't think I would use those to make a pie!

I'm guessing it was something better than Budweiser.

Should I go ahead and make my Nov. credit card payment or will be safe to just skip it? I hate to waste money if the world is going to end before the payment date!

Hard to believe he did not get a single bid. I guess his hobby is taking decent guns, and turning them into stupid crap nobody would be caught dead with!

Pretty much anything with sugar in it. I can destroy a candy aisle without much help!

Yeah, but they are sorry if he took their request the wrong way and was offended. See, everything is all better now!

I was also going to suggest Panther Creek. Less than hour from Knoxville.

A little homegrown justice maybe?

Like Clve Cussler, the early ones were the best. Still enjoyed all the books I read.

Under no circumstances say,"is that your dad?" While fingering the "merchandise" in high school! She almost cost me a couple fingers!

My wife can tell you why you don't want to ground your wedding ring to the negative post of a car battery. She did that while tightening the positive terminal with her trusty vise grips.  One trip to the emergency room to get the ring cut off. (they had to call the fire dept. for help, their cutters wouldn't go through platinum) Several trips to the doctors office for follow- ups. Still has the brand it made on her finger.  Somehow, it is still my fault even though I was at work whn she did it! 

Instead of arresting him they should have just slapped him for being stupid! 

Reloaded model rocket engines with black powder and a cannon fuse. Many police cars circling the block looking for the source of the explosion!

I don't know, how much does this d- bag get for doing absolutely nothing? Aren't the Vols still paying him. What is his buy out at USC?

I'm thinking his best bet would be to contact one of the higher end ,national gun auctions. Especially if he wants to get rid of them all at one time.

I would go back to the oil change place with the mangled filter, and offer to insert it rectally on the technician who serviced it!

I have a couple of pair of giant water pump pliers that I use on aggravating projects like yours. Not sure if you have room to turn them though.

Late to the party but I would like two please.

Sounds like an excellent plan to me!

You're like my neighbor. He just got a new lawn tractor and now he waits until it gets dark to mow. Last night he didn't start until 8:30. Hope his headlights keep working!

Next thing will be 6 months and $500 for carrying an empty box that the empty casing came out of!