Il Duce

oh man that 599 looks so bad and you cant get top gear shirts in the states so you have to order them from overseas

i must be the only one dumb enough to pay that for a shirt but then again i have paid 2x that and even ordered tees from england

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as long as i dont have to get out of the boat

You arent doing me. Sorry pal

It starts tonight. I hope you have your teams ready especially you jeff cause YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!! Let the trash talking start

watch my dog act a fool, go to the range, go on a drive, watch a favorite movie or show, go fishing

My new one is named Thor cause when the hammer falls all hell breaks loose LOL

wow that was awesome

He was there and watched Gemma grow up in Charming and basically is like a big brother to her. Hale was the Sheriff till he was killed in this last episode.

haha np

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Parts are in New grips and front strap are on. I LOVE THESE!!!

what monster have i created here lol

49.95 plus free shipping http://www.customkillergrips.com/customgrips.htm

But I love the Boondock Saints movie, and a small part of me....actually a large part of me wants these grips LOL

Also have to keep in mind this is star trek lol Sent from my Galaxy S using Tapatalk

Opies girlfriends I do believe Sent from my Galaxy S using Tapatalk

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A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The congregation sighs in relief and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!' There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?' Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said 'Screw the Preacher!'

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, It would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout, And as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom." The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine Into someone's day, he went to pay for his Groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "How come so much .. I only bought 5 items.." The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too."

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too." Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.

The news interviewed an 80-year-old lady who had just gotten married for the 4th timeThe interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said 'today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.' The pastor shouted out 'cross.' Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'the old rugged cross.' The pastor hollered out 'grace.' the congregation began to sing 'amazing grace, how sweet the sound.' The pastor said 'power.' the congregation sang 'there is power in the blood.' The pastor said 'sex' the congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, A little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'precious memories.'

is there really a choice? 1911 in .45