mikegideon

  An AR or a shotgun is real useful when shooting up a crowd. Probably overkill for just protecting yourself from a bunch of buzzed up libtards.

  I only have one problem with those folks. They try to make me speak Starbuck, and I refuse. 

  Then, why didn't he just write a one line statement? There won't be any signs. I just can't see why people are having such a hard time seeing this for what it is. Hell, TMF deserves a Pulitzer for the way he explained it.   If I had a bunch of AR toting assholes come into my business and cost me money, I would throw them out, and not be near as nice. 

  Here's another proven technique. Get you a large Petro at the mall, and then walk it off in a grocery store. I wiped out an entire aisle once.

  I'm sure old, blind, and shaky have nothing to do with it :)

I think TNpopo will also help you with that, in case you can't hook up with David. He's in that neck of the woods somewhere too.

  I'm sure I need more coffee.

  I didn't know before the thread. I'm familiar with LZ.

  I didn't know he was gay. Looks like the gay ones are smarter than the regular kind :)

  He's not pro gun. Apparently, he just has more sense than your average libtard.

  Thanks. I put Jerry Falwell's head on Michael Powell's body in a picture of the FCC once. It was perfect, but took a lot of time.

I use it. It's awesome. Much better than Nu Finish. More expensive too. Check the reviews...   http://www.midwayusa.com/product/1544122273/flitz-brass-case-polish

  Had to figure out the knobs in Photoshop. It's been a long time since I did a head transplant

Y'all head on over to the fart thread for a little while and lighten up  :rofl:

  Yeah. The fake ones work too, just not as well

  Adorable

  You have no idea. Have you seen Erik in his Gay Cabelero outfit?  :rofl:

  No they're not. Open carry is one thing. Carrying to make a display is something entirely different. I don't care if somebody open carries. I may do it myself sometimes.

  :wall:

It's a good thing Obama's not a cop, 'cause I'm fixing to bash him again any minute :)

If you're gonna fart, do it right. Hit the White Castle, get you a 10 bagger, and eat the whole thing. 

  Nope. They were OUR idiots

  Popo sticks were always black.

  You could even say they need a big black stick upside their head :)