mikegideon

  You need a knife tattoo :).    Welcome Mike

All scope mounts are see thru.

  I put a 3.5 in my G43. Not gonna make me butt shoot myself. The stock trigger is fine for that job

  Yep. If an LC9 goes bang, it's because you really really really wanted it to :). Of course, they had to mess that up with the 9s

  It didn't last

  The LCP is surprisingly accurate for what it is. It is notorious for dropping mags. It's real easy to hit the mag release while you are shooting. With the tether, you have lost both mags.  

  Inducted into the Dumbassery Hall of Fame. It comes with a shiny trophy

I like

  I prime my pistol brass on the press. Bang.

OK... I'm gonna back out of here slowly

Yep. And Captain Wrongway mentioned rust. Old steel ammo didn't come in 40S&W

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqLa-hLqcnQ

  Yep. I trash small primer 45 brass

Ding!

I'm pretty sure Captain Troy carries a purse, not that there's anything wrong with that

  ... especially when the reverend Abdul is telling everybody to lop off your head if you don't join up.   I don't think anybody on here wants to see innocents die. The jokes are in the same spirit as the ones about California sliding into the ocean. I have good friends in California. But, if it breaks off and slides into the ocean, the percentage of assholes in this country will decrease significally (tragic as it would be).

  I'm a huge Stealthgear fan, But they are twice the money

That looks pretty good for the money.

Stealthgear Onyx.   http://stealthgearusa.com/products/sgusa-holsters-for-the-glock-43?variant=1585494596 

Irreverent, I tell ya

  You ain't helpin' there, Tender Knuckles. We's some irreverent bastards. 

He's gonna get that bowl haircut singed if he keeps playing with nukes.

  Where the Corps of Engineers flooded 1 million people? I reckon that's similar.

Just pile it on :)

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