Alleycat72

I had a 15 year old daughter that had no idea how to drive learn on a 5 speed Mustang so...

My Wife wants to go this time. She is really worried my buddy that usually goes will not be comfortable if she goes. My buddy's Wife will not go even if I pay. Sometimes being too nice cause me issues. LOL

My best friend that is a lieutenant colonel. A couple of years ago he texted out of the blue asking is I was prepared. This was when BLM and antifa was hot and heavy. We worked together some in non-related areas so I got the message. We have encrypted messaging. He has not sent a message about the border. I'm just some guy on the internet so.....

That is not an unattractive rifle. LOL

I started making wine and mead, because the barter system.

Quick load is fantastic, but not perfect. Everyone in the house knows about my reloading Bible. Everything is written down. When loading subsonic rounds, always put each loaded round on the scale. This will tell you if you have a double charge or a squib.

I agree. Also civil forfeiture is theft.

This happens with the TWRA. They get a very small portion of any fine. I do not believe the rest goes for wildlife "stuff" though. Any fine a company gets should be used to offset the costs of illegal aliens. Schools, hospitals, victims of crimes, and such.

He has a book coming out in about 40 years titled " GET OFF MY LAWN !".

I tell new guys at work to never look another man in the eye while eating a banana.

Another quote from the Wife..."It's easier when the banana is attached to you". I can make this stuff up. The Wife's a nurse so thing can get weird fast.

I mean, ...we don't eat a lot of zucchini...

Nobody wants to eat the bananas now. I'm F-ing crying now.

Should have set up a video camera. Damn! Could have played it before each date they have.

I'm not taking their word for it. They've never even seen a condom. My Wife yelling "your putting it on backwards" was priceless.

Well out of our 4 kids, only one is biologically related to us. I think we have the prevention thing down. LOL

My Wife told them that they would grow in to them. LOL. Trying my best to make it a funny and educational experience. I don't want to be an early grandfather. Last night they had to explain were babies come from. Tonight they had to explain how you get STDs and how to prevent them. I pulled out the condoms and said "show me". They looked horrified. I probably should have pulled out the bananas first.

I have never laughed so much at the discomfort at the kitchen table .

I'm working on that. He has recently met someone that has somewhat grounded him. I'm sitting here with fingers crossed. I'm a really good bad guy, but I really need to know it's necessary. I hope it's not necessary.

A"The road" was a good book. It made you ask the question...if it came down to if your family dies or your family lives and you neighbors die ....what would you do? You end up feeling dirty no matter your decision.

Every house I have owned is just off the top of a hill in a choke point. In fact, the house I live in now had a battle fought from just above it's position. It would be a nightmare to attack if I had normal wepons. If I were to have wepons that were....lets say...more advanced the the average farmer than it would take an air strike. There a 3 ways to attack my home. Two put you in a kill box. The third would set you up for IEDs. The 4th (LOL) is where I would be set up for, but if you found that...you would be more than a cop and I can cover the entire property from that position. I've read One Second After also.

They are pretty and I hope you get what you want for them.

I use tingley boot covers. They are fantastic, but they are provided free so I have no idea the cost. I use a small plastic bag when I slide them on over my normal steel toe boots. I can maneuver on solid ice exactly the same as dry asphalt.

His 1# issue is his kids. Everything else is secondary. I respect that. I would rather my kids hate me at Harvard rather than love me from the trailer park.

They can help harvest or fertilize. It's up to them.