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[quote name='ShamGlock' timestamp='1354317409' post='853104']Doesn't he also have another smoking hot daughter?[/quote] Allison Eastwood. She posed in Playboy. Played his daughter in "Absolute Power" great tits.

[quote name='6.8 AR' timestamp='1354310803' post='853038']I saw that! The motor city is going down.[/quote] Going?

[quote name='fivestring63' timestamp='1354297379' post='852891']Geez, I guess they need to lock me up for my taking my boys shooting since they were 6 and 8.[/quote] I know right? The only reason my 14 month old didn't arrive already owning a a gun is that at the last minute I decided I wanted to make picking out her first gun a father/daughter memory.

[quote name='walton6467' timestamp='1354293005' post='852861']She has her father's eyes.[/quote] Think how scary it would be to be in mid coitus, look down, and have Clint's eyes looking back at you. *shudder*

Hang up signs that say "trespassers will be hog tied and told they have a purty mouth!"

[quote name='TMF' timestamp='1354288166' post='852832'] They can still get DNA from piggy poo. Alligator is the way to go.[/quote] Only if they know to look there for it.

I'd say he's gonna fry, but not for the finishing shots. He'll fry for opening his trap when he would have been far better served to make that particular problem disappear. That reminds me, I need to make friends with a hog farmer.

[quote name='LINKS2K' timestamp='1354254908' post='852741']my sons famous remarks that "everywhere is better than Memphis". [/quote] You got a smart boy there.

[quote name='Oh Shoot' timestamp='1354252771' post='852737'] Dunno if that would have helped either, since he had the Ron White problem: "I had the right keep silent, but not the ability". - OS[/quote] Yep, hence the third "S" of "Shut Up!" I'd say that was the one he really would have done well to follow. Especially considering that nobody reported the gunshots the night of and the cops weren't called until he told someone else. What a dumbass.

Somebody forgot the rule of "SSS". The burglars had it coming, I have no concern or care for them. The old man should have just bought a couple of hacksaw blades and a few extra gallons of bleach. Problem solved, problem staying solved.

NP.

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[quote name='Lester Weevils' timestamp='1354232274' post='852595']I thought signing a petition was part of the democratic process? Mebbe they should revoke clearances and fire people who sign ballot petitions for the "wrong candidate" as well? Signed a ballot petition for an R or L? Immediate dishonorable discharge![/quote] They can't help themselves. Statists gonna state.

Seriously? The absolute stupidity of that article is stupefying.

[quote name='TrickyNicky' timestamp='1354204425' post='852424'] Not theft at all. You have two very simple choices, willingly surrender the paraphernalia or turn around and leave. The options may suck but to call it theft is simply inaccurate. The flat rate box idea is a good one though.[/quote] You don't have the option to leave. Once you start the security screening, you have to complete it or face arrest.

This makes me happy.

While we would like to believe the point being made, it is inaccurate. Per capita, Memphis ranks way higher and Shelby County has the highest number of permit holders in the state.

[quote name='K191145' timestamp='1353980866' post='851090'] Well i'm glad you cleared that up, so the next time I catch some thief breaking into my tool shed i'll just shoot him in the back, much easier that way. He started the situation anyway.[/quote] If only. :/ Sadly our laws do allow for use of lethal force for the protection of property. Texas knows how to roll.

[quote name='fauklin' timestamp='1353978666' post='851069']Put a bag on her head. It'll be alright. Bionic Post[/quote] The crazy ones are always more fun.

I have worked retail for over a decade and dealt with many instances of shoplifting. I have had more than my share of scraps with ####bag thieves. Most of them started after I confronted the thief and they tried to get away by using their fists, expecting me to disengage to avoid conflict. Hehe. The thieves have been trained by pansy assed corporate policies that they can act with impunity. They are quite surprised when they encounter someone who will give no quarter.

[quote name='mikegideon' timestamp='1353956504' post='850877'] Where's ChuckieT? He sizzled a thief's junk on the hot pavement. Best takedown yet![/quote] You rang? I have no sympathy for the dead thief.

[quote name='Dolomite_supafly' timestamp='1353904478' post='850701']Ok what about a husband that slaps his wife? Should he loose his gun rights forever? Dolomite[/quote] On a couple of occasions my wife has slapped me. Should she lose her gun rights forever?

I don't know what happened there, lol. I had Mike in my head and your name came out of my fingers. Sorry 'bout that.