Mike.357

  A guy I used to work with told this story.    He worked with some guy who picked up a girl one night at a bar.  They decided it would be a good idea to go to Cades Cove in the middle of the night and have sex in a field there.  They started,  he puked on her and passed out.  She stole his clothes, keys, wallet, money and the car.  Took a dookey on his chest and left him in the middle of the field. The guy I worked with vouched for the story as the guy who was called when the park ranger found his naked buddy with a pooh stain on his chest walking naked down the park road.   Now that is a Cleveland Steamer.

    I might not know who you refer to but I laughed like hell.

    an old girlfriend of mine told me her scar was from tumors, a while later after we were through I found out it was from a cesarean.  I did not trust woman for along time.

  pole saw

can't imagine it would hurt the quad

and fwiw depending on how long she has been in Grandpa's house she can choose to not be kicked to the curb.   If it is her established residence and all.   Daps and i were thinking the same thing at about the same time.  Scary

I'll stick with my last post.   Neither one is going anywhere anytime soon.   Counseling with a girlfriend?  That made me laugh.     Dolomite's post is whats gonna happen

    I learned about the exhaust by the blower running like crap then shortly after not running at all.  There is a screen type thing in the exhaust tube.  It is a spark arrestor  It was totally gunked up.  I keep it clean and have no trouble anymore.  You gotta give the exhaust somewhere to go.   I basically run the 2 cycle equipment wide open.   I also find it helps to not leave fuel in the them.  When done for the season the blower and weedeater get emptied and then run til dry of fuel.  The chainsaw I empty it after each use.   My fuel mix has always been one little bottle of Stihl brand mix to one gallon of 100% gas.  I put Stabil in my unmixed 5 gallon cans before I fill them

  yep.   Bob is a leader never a follower.

all of my two stroke stuff is Stihl.  Been using it for years.  Weedeater, backpack blower and chainsaw.    Always run.   The key,  100% gas, Stabil,  keep the air filter and exhaust clean.

  my boss stopped selling their crap months ago,   The best vodka in the world comes from Austin Texas

I'll go out on a limb and predict the OP is not going anywhere.  Sorry dude.  You have been played   I don't know how anyone needs a online forum to tell them the obvious answer.

where's Waldo is fun. We play it all the time at the package store.

wow,  is this an Onion story?   :stunned:   Who'd a thunk it!       :rock:

  I'm in

they gotta do something to make it interesting.     What they were doing is played out,  needs a refreshed story line

Brian I wish you would mention that a so called silencer is actually a suppressor, regardless of who uses the term silencer.   Nice piece otherwise.  Congrats.   Thanks for the update.

dude is an ass,  I cannot explain the hate I have for his type.   His entire shtick is to make a bundle from a lawsuit.     I personally would not pee on him if he laid on the side of the road afire.

  you forgot about jail and trains,  and Mama

Shania is frigid,  read about that and absolutey cried.   Swift is like a lot of hot woman.  Somewhere somebody is sick of her shit(pooh)

I dunno about anyone else but I am disappointed that the lady quit calling.  No offense intended Batman but this thread had great entertainment potential

went with Garufa to a CMP clinic at ORSA.  It was freaking awesome.  Would love to do it again,  even if I shot as bad as I did that day.

  Mine is a WW2 USGI model fairly priced.

Comcast is a racket. beware.  My bill suddenly dropped 25 bucks a month with no change in service.  I am waiting for the other foot to drop.   When I first signed up I had to call for 8 months straight to have to bill corrected.     That said I have digital HD.  I can only get streampix on the HD boxes.   All cable sux but what you gonna do?

this was done before here.  It was fun and had decent participation.