gregintenn

Have a happy birthday!

So I’m here reporting a multiple UFO sighting, and you guys are worried about peeing outside?

Here’s who watches me.

My dad is in his 80's. A couple of years ago, he had a game camera on his garden. It went off in the middle of the night, and he was out there in his tighy whiteys with a shotgun and dead deer scattered all over the neighborhood. Now he doesn't live in the country. You can see D.T. McCall's store from his house. I guess all the neighbors were afraid to call the cops or approach him. LOL!

I forget everyone doesn’t live out in the countryside.

Thanks, guys! I was at a loss.

Sounds good to me. I’ve no idea whatsoever.

Went out to pee just now, looked up in the sky, and saw what appeared to be seven stars. Perfectly spaced, in perfect tandem, headed more or less east at a pretty good clip. No sound whatsoever associated with this. What could this be?

Actually, I kinda like it!

I’ve no idea.

The first news report is just that, first. It is NEVER accurate.

"Foul play not suspected"? What a very odd thing to say on the front end of such an odd story. RIP

Is that Pat from Saturday Night Live? Now get rid of the rest of the ATF.