MrsMonkeyMan2500

I love you for that. Sweet jesus if I wasn't 40 minutes into a hold time with the USPS I would have laughed even harder. I am so earning every drop of this bottle of wine. Speaking of crappy day, how'd the move go? You settled? 

I consider the chicken death a death in the family. We are childless but our animals are treated like gold and she was my favorite chicken. Tears were shed. In the grand scheme I know it wasn't a bad day. In my "overly dramatic girl world" I lost a friend today. A friend who just sat on my lap and let me pet her and clucked cause she liked it. I did not sir! But I did get the mail out! :up: LOL Come hell or high water.

No. Not too soon. I am learning that chickens just die. Or were you talking about the super lard-as$ squirrel? It get's even better. AFTER all that, I choose to ignore the warnings because I need to go get my RX's. I never run out but I did this time. Fought town traffic, kicked butt and parted lines to get to the pharmacy at Sams and then I brought Monkey dinner to work. Totally good change right? No.   On the way home I had a deer who felt the need to run out in front of me. Death comes in 3's right? It's like she knew I had a 10mm on board and could help her if the truck didn't do it. Not today deer, not today. I slammed on my breaks and avoided death. It's even more juicy after that but I need a big as$ glass of booze and that's calling my name at this point.    On the bright side, I came home to a UPS box with 20 new PMags for the rifles. Yay. Now where did I leave the wine opener......

I realize there are so many people who are not as lucky as I am. So this is just typical girl complaining here but so far today, my favorite chicken died. Then on the way to help a friend I hit the FATTEST and cutest squirrel ever. When I get to friends house she loads her dog into my car. She's I heat so she can't ride with the other two to the vet. She POOPED in my Sequoia. It took me 25 minutes to get it semi-breathable. This is the universe telling me to go home and hide isn't it?

I know a lot of gross crap. I have a gay cousin, I read a book once called 101 disgusting sex acts and I just retain stuff. I'm still a good person :)

You sick little freak. The fact that you know the term "FELCHER" made me die. It was worth the wait. Now go change a diaper.

The anticipation of his reply is killing me. I've wrote 3 so far. This being a new dad thing is really killing his forum fun time. Geez.

Thanks! I'm a fan of all 3 of them. But the AR is quite the gem!!

Haha!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh this morning!! This did it!

It's now being reported that its happened in 3 cities. That's suspicious. There's no need for that unless you're making plans. They've all been paid for in cash and at least 150 purchased. Quite ridiculous.

God I love that British bastard!

Lemurrrrrrr... Ernagerd. I need this in my life. But I'm 97.9% sure it's nothing like King Julian. Damnit.

I have to go see primates. Take me. Now. Please.

We picked out our own presents this year. We both stuck with the same theme. Home defense and stuff to defend it with ;). I also ordered a necklace with our wedding date and a M. I ordered him something special from a member here too. We're kinda Scrooges when it comes to gifts. We just decide together.

I'm always a member of flop don't crop. Breed standards are changing. Even for Rotties. Tail docking and what not. I mean, think about it as if it were your ears.

Good daddy! Stick to that.

I just have to say this again because these guys pulled out a miracle for us! Monkey's been on a quest for the unicorn SASS gen 2. They did it. I got the call last week and I couldn't be happier and Monkey is like a kid in candy shop! This store goes above and beyond.

There will also come a day when your daughter becomes a woman and finds the two men in this photo incredibly attractive especially Mr. Muscles on the door. That's the day you're screwed. ;)

Well the Monkey did good. The 10 year VanWinkle has been finished. And he even shared it with people. I'm so proud. LOL He had a guys day today and our bourbon collection took a hit. Luckily there's a few bottles down in the basement to replace what was enjoyed.

Way to go Goob, I'd say you did good but that's more your wife's doing than yours! She's beautiful.

Research an Anatolian Shepard. If you're interested I can get you in touch with a rescue.

Still haven't seen it. So I can't debate this one. I've been told Spectre is a love it or hate it movie. After Skyfall I can see that being an issue. If you have Netflix I'd highly recommend watching the BBC's Sherlock. He shines in it and the show in general is amazingly good.

Well I'm a bit opposite of you. I can't now for health reasons. But that's why I enjoy bourbon hunting for Monkey now. A few spirits here and there aren't bad. I still usually cut loose on certain holidays just not like I did when I was 23 or 29 for that matter.

I got my feet confused with yards. I do that a lot cause I'm SMRT! ;) Also, I was confused at the Birth Certificate and had of course lost mine. As a non-Tennesseean at birth, when you renew your license the first time they require it. I was shocked I needed it again for HCP so I paid the $80 and had it rushed from Michigan. For nothing. They had it on file. Oy.

I'm thinking your secret Santa is hilarious and awesome. Lucky dog!