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Oh... well, if you have to 'splain it... mebbe it ain't workin'...

It would be more effective if they knew how to spell morons.

We live in Gallatin. I assume whomever he spoke with is here.

Guys... it's a JOKE, from a friend of mine, not a thesis on duck hunting. Jeez, lighten up...

One of my sons has signed on with the Marines. He goes to boot in January. Today, we were talking. He told me something the recruiter said to him, and I just want to run it by you. It sounded odd at least, dangerous if he was for real. We've heard about Ewbama's "Civilian Militia" (Gestapo). The recruiter told him it's purpose is to be silent domestic spy type deal to find people saying/plotting negative things against O? Ever heard that notion from anyone yet?

Depends on your age... if you're in your teens, yeah it's normal. My age... well, the floor is normal...

What the heck is the Nashville Symphony? The Nashville Piece of Music? Sheesh...

This is a hoot! http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "What's the bad news?" asked the hunter. "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother." "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony and he's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

I don't know who Tom is but he sure has an interesting take on the outcome of the election....... By Tom Adkins Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I’m virtually euphoric. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thrilled with America’s flirtation with neo socialism. But there’s a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over. This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn’t give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead. For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain. So today, I’m feeling a little “uppity,” if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it’s time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright’s “God Damn America ,” Al Sharpton’s Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson’s rainbow racism. Cornell West? You’re a fraud. Go home. All those “black studies” programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final. Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I’m waiting. Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please…no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah…pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid. To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America ? I’m still waiting for the first black French President. And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I’ve always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You’re poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin’ butt on the couch and complain “Da Man is keepin’ me down,” allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses. No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone’s great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile. It’s time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful…don’t trip on streaking. There ya go, don’t be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It’s filthy. In fact, Obama’s ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama’s spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama’s election has validated American conservatism! So, listen carefully…Wham!!! That’s the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried. However, despite my glee, there’s apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn’t that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it’s time to start spreading the guilt around.

Update: Talked to Zak at church tonight. He didn't want to say which one, but it was a bank in Hendersonville where the ladies quit. Bank pres called a staff meeting, and these two just walked in and quit. Truth can indeed be stranger than fiction.

Yeah, but it ain't no Carsen! Nosirree...

Hard to say, but the small circle almost looks more like a graphic rendering than a photo, where the full pistol is a pic for sure. Could be concept/actual model time sequence.

Could be the different lighting in both shots that make them look different.

I dunno. The backstrap thing doesn't matter to me, they fit me as they are. I'd at least be curious to see how one feels. Now, if they would use a metal trigger...

tower, thanks. I appreciate it. I may make mistakes, and I'll admit them, but I won't be untruthful.

You would think...

The above was excerpted from an e-mail from my ol' buddy Dale Sellers. The part I left off was: ---------------------------------- If you said either Adolf Hitler or Barack Hussein Obama you would be correct. The scary thing is we all know how history repeats itself. ---------------------------------- Of course, anything is subject to personal interpretation.

Who is this? He wants to take power during economic turmoil, while promising hope for the nation’s future. Wants to clamp down on big business. Blames all the problems on those who are successful, saying they’re greedy and selfish and their wealth needs to be Robin Hooded away from them and given to others not as fortunate. Proclaims that the evils of capitalism led to the current economic crisis, saying that the current system exploits the “economically weakâ€. Gives speeches where, no matter the actual words or topics, people leap to their feet, yelling and screaming in praise. He uses specifically chosen words and catchy phrases to excite the masses, while offering no real solution. Accuses opponents of being right extremists who will increase the wealth gap to maintain control over the working class. Appeals largely to the young, ignorant, and impressionable population. Mandates that citizens have a requirement of civil service. Wants tighter gun control. Grew up in a country other than the one in which he wants to rule. Wants innovation to originate from government, rather than from the private sector.

Ok, gaydog. This is from my pastor's wife: It was a lady who works at HCA with Gabby, my daughter--Zak's wife. The lady's husband works at a bank and two employees came to him with the revelation that O would take care of them. I am not really sure where the bank was, but Zak might know. C ya, bro Gail It's true.

Rabs?

Yesterday morning at church, pastor's wife and I were talking. Her daughter told her that last Wednesday morning, two of the black ladies in her office just walked in and quit. "We don't need jobs now, Obama's gonna take care of us." Somebody's in for a rude awakening; and I hope it's them and not us.

Did it HAVE to be the USFA "almost" 1911?

I've never tried the KT 2000; you guys that have them like them?

Nah, I got it used, and just sold it.