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I don't know what happened after my last surgery but my whole body has been acting up. I have lost all control of my diabetes and don't have any energy. Have back pain almost all the time. Can't sleep at night. Have zero appetite and have to force my self to eat anything. Going to doctor today and see is she can put my body back in some kind of organization and get me back functioning any thing near normal. Will try and get back on line and give an update soon................ :up:  

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...   Tourist: $ 5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE or Sauteed NDP: $100.00   The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh-t, it takes all morning."

A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Your butt's getting so big it looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous. Wife says:"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load - You'll have to do it by hand !" 

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!   1.      Kidnappers are not very interested in you.   2.      In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.   3.      No one expects you to run--anywhere.   4.      People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"   5.      People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.   6.      There is nothing left to learn the hard way.   7.      Things you buy now won't wear out.   8.      You can eat supper at 5 PM.   9.      You can live without sex but not your glasses.   10.    You get into heated arguments about pension plans.   11.     You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.   12.     You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.   13.      You sing along with elevator music.   14.      Your eyes won't get much worse.   15.      Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.   16.      Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.   17.      Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.   18.      Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size..   19.      You can't remember who sent you this list.   20.      And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.   'Do you need some help?' I asked.   She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'   Hmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.   'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,handing it and the car keys to me.   As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long      walk.....'

TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.   Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'   I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'   She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.   She had no clue to what had just happened.   (But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)

ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.  'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.  You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...) (Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.) (And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour)  

I say where our intelligence finds a pack of 10 or more we introduce them to a Drone. If we do that enough we can send the little turban Rats to live under ground for ever............jmho

Ok I don't mind telling what butcher shops I was in. Back in December I was is Sumner Memorial for 8 days where all this began and the service at that hospital was terrible along with most of the doctors. Had my surgery at Hendersonville TriStar Medical center and I didn't  think to hospitals could both be as bad as they are but they are.

If I listened to what the doctors. If I didn't anything else about this hospital stay I learned to not listen. My daughter tried to carry on a conversation to three different doctors and found out that not only do they not talk with the patient but they don't talk with the patients family members and by the 3rd day were figured that they don't even talk to each other about what a patient care should be. My Daughter finally blew her top and asked to speak with the nursing and the doctors administrators and she finally got her point across only after threatening to call in my attorney. After that is was nothing except butt holes and elbows. What finally set her off was I was in some great pain and she pushed the nurses button and after 20 minutes of no reply she went down the nurses station and my nurse was sitting on her butt sipping a coke. My daughter went ballistic. So listening to doctors will be a NO!!!      They released me to come home and I still had blood in my urine and major abdominal pain................ :rant:  :rant:  :rant: 

Yep, added two nice new ones to 11 I already had and body almost beginning to look  like a road map of east Tennessee.

I got home yesterday afternoon late and took Pain meds and went right to bed. Doctor wants me up and about for 15 to 20 minutes several times day. So will post when pain eases up. Made it through thanks to all the prayers from all my friends.......................... :up: :up: Gotta go take something for pain. Will try and post more later.

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.   "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1.  'Sorry I'm running late.   I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I   didn't have time to get you a gift."   "Not to worry," said the father.  "Important thing is we're all together today."   Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad.  I just flew in from LA between depositions   and didn't have time to shop for you."   "It's nothing," said the father.  "We're glad you were able to come."   Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary!  Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and   I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."   After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time." "You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college." "Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but   we just never found the time to get married."   The three children gasped and said, "WHAT?  You mean we're bastards?"   "Yep", said the father, "Cheap ones too."

I don't know if you could be considered hunting over baited area if you plant something that would most likely not grow naturally in that area. What my son did was plant Persimmon trees cause deer love them and they grow wild in most areas. He has had really good luck with them and they are a very durable and hearty tree that grows and produces fairly fast..............jmho

Saturday Night Specials for sure. I would not want to fire one with today's much hotter 22 ammo but back in their hay days the MOB used them for hits. One shot to the back of the head at close range and then toss it. I did grow up in Chicago is how I know these things................. :rofl: :rock: :rofl:

Well today I go in the hospital for my surgery. I hope to be back on the site in a couple days but only GOD knows for sure what will take place so hope and Pray he is with me today........... :up:

Gosh!!!! I'm sure glad he was not holding a Cabbage Patch Doll if ya'll are gonna be that tough on him with his Barney............jmho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiVDtNjORbY

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied. Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear ..........   "No, I'm Norwegian."  

Yea, I probably should use different language. The word flip is not really a good word to use. It sounds like I would sell it to anyone. I don't guess the authorities would take into consideration I require a bill of sale and proper ID and HCP before I will sell a gun. Thanks for looking out for me.............. :up:

I  used Norton back about 12 years ago and it let a worm in my computer. When I got it back from computer repair service It had AVG on it. I told my buddy when I dropped it off to be fixed to down load what ever virus protection service he uses at his shop and on his computers. I have been using AVG ever since with zero issues. It does from time to time lock down my computer when it traps a Bug coming in but once I follow the instructions in the lock down screen I am up and running again in less than 10 minutes with zero programs effected. I pay $64.00 a year for it and worth every dime of it..................jmho

I have no issues with 22 ammo. Got plenty. This is not really a gun I will keep. I wanted the black rifle when I got it and enjoyed shooting it but once the newness wore off it was just another ammo eater sitting in the gun safe taking up space. I will probably have this gun checked out to make sure it is up to snuff and flip it. I have other long guns and other hand guns that I prefer more than another ammo eater. When I go to the range I practice with guns I am planning on packing and defending myself with. Not to just target practice with. Ammo is to hard to come by for that for me any more..............jmho

Yea, I got $375.00 cash plus the Rugar in the trade.

I had that CHIAPPA M Four-22 with two mags and an Otasco Scope and soft case. I don't remember exactly what I had in it because I bought it and another gun at the same time. Anyway I had a friend that really wanted the Rifle. I Call a buddy that is an FFL dealer hear on the site and got the wholesale price of the Rifle. When my buddy came by to talk trade he had the item below and $375.00 cash to trade. Did I get a good deal or get burned? I may not have made the trade with a stranger but this was a close friend. See what I got along with the cash below. [URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/softbaitmaker/media/Expendable%20projectiles%20machines/Picture%20042_zpsrb7t6jd4.jpg.html][/URL] [URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/softbaitmaker/media/Expendable%20projectiles%20machines/Picture%20044_zps5ym5vhpf.jpg.html][/URL]

Anyone that lived through the beginning and so called end of the cold war knows all about the Dooms day Clock. I have no clue when they added the climate change formula into the mix but if the end of the world is going to come in my lifetime it will be a nuclear ending and not a Climate warming / Climate change situation. Any day at any time with the reckless careless people that now have their hands on the buttons.   The Cold War is back on but it is back on with a much warmer temperature atmosphere and I look for some radical group of Islamic group to get their hands on enough nuclear materials to build a bomb that will kill millions of people. At that point all the Nuclear powers will blame the other side and the Cold War will go hot and the world will be destroyed by fire as it says in the bible. It just won't be GOD pushing the buttons. It will be stupid humans.............jmho