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Sorry but I can't bring myself to love either one of them. They both SUCK!!!!  At this point we are stuck with them is all...........jmho

Yea, been feeling better for last week or so and hoping I continue to move forward in a positive way. ......................... :up: :up:

Theater Seats for Seniors > An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. > When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, > "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." > The old man didn't budge. > The usher became more impatient. > "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the > manager." > Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing. > The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he > returned with the manager. > Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled > man, but with no success. > Finally they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the situation > briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?" > "Fred," the old man moaned. > "Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer. > With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied... > ... "The balcony." > >> >> An elderly gentleman... >> Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the >> doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of >> hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly >> gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, >> 'Your hearing is  perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that >> you can hear again.' >> The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. >> I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my >> will three times!' >> >> >> >> >> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a >> bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm >> 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. >> How do you feel?' >> Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' >> 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' >> 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' >> >> >> >> >> An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after >> eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. >> The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out >> to a  new restaurant and it was really great... I would recommend it >> very highly.' >> The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' >> The first man thought and thought and finally said,  'What is the >> name of that flower you give to someone you love? >> You know... The one that's red and has thorns.' >> 'Do you mean a rose?' >> 'Yes, that's the one,'  replied the man. He then turned towards the >> kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went >> to last night?' >> >> >> >> Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. >> However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly >> gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at >> his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. >> After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him >> to the elevator. >> On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. >> 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom >> changing out of her hospital gown.' >> >> >> >> >> Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. >> During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, >> but they might want to start writing things down to help them >> remember… Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. >> 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. >> 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' >> 'Sure..' >> 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' >> she asks. >> 'No, I can remember it.' >> 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write >> it down, so as not to forget it?' >> He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with >> strawberries.' >> 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write >> it down?' she asks. >> Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! >> Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for >> goodness sake!' >> Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man >> returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. >> She stares at the plate for a moment. >> 'Where's my toast ?' >> >> >> >> >> A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: >> 'So I hear you're getting married?' >> 'Yep!' >> 'Do I know her?' >> 'Nope!' >> 'This  woman, is she good looking?' >> 'Not really.' >> 'Is she a good cook?' >> 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' >> 'Does she have lots of money?' >> 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' >> 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' >> 'I don't know.' >> 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' >> 'Because she can still drive!' >> >> >> >> >> Three old guys are out walking. >> First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' >> Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' >> Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..' >> >> >> >> >> A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It >> cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' >> 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is  it?' >> 'Twelve thirty..' >> >> >> >> >> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. >> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with >> a gorgeous young woman on his arm. >> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're >> really doing great, aren't you?' >> Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and >> be cheerful.'' >> The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart >> murmur; be careful.' >> >> >> >> >> And One more..! >> >> >> A little old man shuffled slowly into  an ice cream parlor and pulled >> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his >> breath, he ordered a banana split. >> The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' >> 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

I use to have vehicles drive into my drive way late at night and Kasey would bark. Sometimes they would remain a minute or two and sometimes they would leave right away. I had a buddy install motion lights that could light up a little league ball field and when they come on they will temporarily blind a person facing them. That ended any of the cars coming in drive area and spending any time at all. Now soon as those lights pop on they are gone. During the day with living where I do in a triplex with my living area in the rear a car cannot get back to my place without passing by the neighbors and the people living up front so in 99.9% of the time a car or truck coming in my drive has a few pairs of eyes on it. Also unless you know my cottage is back here it cannot be seen from the street.

I'm very sorry I didn't see this sooner. Prayers to you and your family and I know it is hard to say but your dads suffering is now over and he is now with GOD and if I cannot be here with friends I know I would like to be in GODS hands.

That would surely be a waste of time because Obama, just like the ATF and several other government agencies. They do not have a clue how to disarm the American population or even where to start. If they did they would have tried themselves by now...........jmho

i have been looking for a fairly good quality Shoulder holster set up and been unable to really find what I am looking for. I have seen 100's of them in google searches but pictures just don't tell me a lot. I am wanting a vertical drop for my Bersa's and I am wanting a setup that has the straps across the back like the Tuxedo style or like the police wear. I am afraid buying from a picture is like buying a pig in a poke. Does anyone here have any type of experience in shoulder holsters and can possible steer me in a direction I might be able to locate what I am looking for. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!!!

See that is what I mean and Mike hits it out of the park with his answer. The politicians don't really know what the 2nd Amendment really stands for and they think it's all about hunting and such. Maybe they would take the time to actually read and comprehend it they might be able to reply to letters from folks like us with some type of intelligence................jmho

  If they make it that easy I would give them the 5 months gladly.......... :up: :up:

I agree as long and all the meat is submerged in the salt water............jmho

I think it might be about time that these people know many of us that just put in office let them hear from a lot of us and let them know just how fast we can take their job away come next election. I honestly don't think these people think we are watching and paying attention to what they are doing. If Necessary maybe a few petitions sent to the letting them know we are watching if letters don't work............jmho

I wonder if they couldn't make this a little more screwed than they did. My DL expires  01/25/2018 and my HCP expires on 6/23/2018. I guess I just will wait and hope they send me renewals for both.............jmho

In all honesty when you look at this and think about it, one would almost get the opinion that they are trying to plan for the future more than the present day. The don't want to be going up against these rounds say 10 or so years from now when and if the SHTF...............jmho

Just saw on the CBS Nightly News that the company gets it's hardwood flooring from China and China has been putting a formaldehyde laced middle layer in the manufacturing of the flooring. The Company just today admitting that they have a problem but plan on continuing to sell the product........... :rant:  :rant:  

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You may be totally correct in all of this. They have not said what caliber of firearm was used but if in fact the shots were made from 125 yards away and it was said they heard 4 shots the hits would have been very lucky rather than skill in IMHO. Either way you can bet someone or more than one person in the crowd knows the shooter. Again..........JMHO

I actually took time out and watched local news last evening. I noticed one thing that stood out, at least to me anyway. Every interview that was done with Haslam on camera he never once while answering questions looked into the camera. he actually made it appear to avoid looking into the Camera. Is he camera shy or can't look into the camera when he is lying?...................... :shrug: :shrug:

That can of worms will never get closed. Now with that said, as we have seen many times in the past when a shooter in a crowd of white folks like when George Wallace was shot and Reagan was shot and Bobby Kennedy was shot by men with pistols the crowds would jump on the shooter and overpower him and get him arrested. Funny how shots ring out from a crowd of African Americans at a target across the street and no on jumps on anyone, no one sees anything. It is like the 3 Monkeys, See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear no Evil.

  I was watching an advertisement abou the new Sean Penn Movie The GUNMAN and I noticed that it was made by the same group of people that made all of the Movies "Taken"  with Neeson. Maybe since Neeson has drawn so much bad public publicity recently they thought they needed to find another bad guy to make movies with. I don't know who they have running that outfit but by picking Penn is like jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire. Penn has been hated by folks for years and has not been able to find much work in Tinsel Town ............jmho

Yea and I am looking at the Walmart here. They have money back guarantee if your not 100% satisfied but still open to other options also................... :up:

Your not the only one that has this problem for sure. I have sold several guns I wish I had back. Now days If I get ready to sell a gun I will get it out of the safe and leave it out for several days where I can see it often. That helps me make up my mind  whether to sell it or put it back in the safe................ :2cents:

I agree but nothing is free anymore................... :2cents:

Can't answer that because I don't do the drops because I have to drive myself home. My issue with the frames is I have about 10 pairs of perfectly good frames and I make them mad when i ask to use my old frames............. :rock:

I have been shopping for new eye glasses for last couple of months since I won't go back to Vision Works ever again. I have been watching the different TV commercials like Walmart Vision which I am looking at but then I see all these other commercials. My issue with all of them is one thing. The 50% off lenses when you purchase frames. I don't really see a deal there. They are offering you 50% of lenses that you don't know yet what the lenses cost to begin with? Hell,  they might be offering you 50% off lenses that they can price at 600.00 + the cost of the frames so you still end up spending 400+ for a pair of eye glasses. Back at Doctors Value Vision I use to be able to get 2 pairs of bifocals with frames for 129.00 +59.00 exam. There was none of this guessing and  hoping games. Walmart is about my only shot now because at least they do put prices out there on Bifocals in their TV ad.............. :ugh: :ugh: :ugh:

A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.   She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married.   On their wedding night, she goes into the next room to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.   "What happened?" she asks.   "I've never been with a woman" he says, "But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"