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 have some Russian 380 ammo KYP4 made in Novosibirsk Russia. It shoots very well but is very dirty and each time I come from the range I tear down and clean my guns because it leaves nasty black film on the actions of the guns......... :2cents: .

THE PHONE A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features. Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone. The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..." "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Since my nose has not worked well since smelling Napalm in the mornings back in the early 70's I guess that smell of the   AGUILA.22lr wouldn't bother me. As long as they hit where I aim with consistency I would like them.

In all honesty gun sales skyrocketed on November 8th 2008 and at times may have flat lined a little but I don't think they have declined since then and have had large increases at others. First gun show I went to after the election in 2008 was in January 09 and they had a big picture of Obama with a sign under it reading "Gun Salesman of the Year" and that was only 3 months after the election............jmho 

When Kasey was a lot younger she loved sleeping in her dog house during major thunderstorms. Since she has gotten older it can thunder 20 miles away and she is scratching at the door wanting inside. It can be sun shining at the time but by the way she follows me around the house I know a storm is coming. Most times within an hour it is raining buckets out side.

I don't even go to my mail box out by the road without a gun and my hand on it in my pocket.   I have known of folks getting robbed while out cutting their grass. There is really no where that is actually safe anymore. Robbers are getting more brave these days. I'm just glad no one was hurt in that one.............jmho

Every time I purchase items to add to my survival stock I always buy food and supplies for Kasey. She will go with me if I have to take flight but I will most likely make my stand right here since I feel safer here than in the woods. I would never be able to take my supply of SHTF survival items with me.   With that said I have also built another stash at another undisclosed location that is  far out deep in the country in a safe location that is checked on often and certain products replaced as expire dates get close. If I had the time I would load what I could in my Jeep and make the move to the # 2 location but Kasey would still be with me.................jmho

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.  The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.   They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?" The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease. As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.  He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.   The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest. The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.   The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."   The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"   The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.   And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them."

I have a close friend that lives in Robbinsville NC. He is one of my really good bait customers and has bought baits from me for years. I was totally unaware that because of where he lives which is up on the mountain that is almost named after his family that unless you have a PO box in the post office that they only get mail delivery on Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays at the resident mail boxes. My friends name is Joey Bridges and the road he lives on is named after a distant relative named Jeff Bridges Road. Most of the roads on that particular mountain are named after a Bridges family member. Joey watched them do most of the filming of the movie "Deliverance with Burt Reynolds and he said that those folks in the movie where that young boy played dueling Banjo's with that movie star and that old man danced where actual people that live on the mountain on the lower level. He can walk out his back door and look at that rail road bridge that was in the movie. He has invited me down several times to come and go fishing with him for Small mouth bass on Lake Fontana but I have never went. I wish now 10 years ago when he offered I would have went............................ :up: :up: Below is a picture of Joey and his grandson.. [URL=http://s218.photobucket.com/user/softbaitmaker/media/Douglas%20Lake%20Trip/Friends%20of%20mine/DSCF0442.jpg.html][/URL]

Goes to show how stupid I am. I thought Buzzards/Vultures only ate dead things and had no idea they would actually kill things such as calves and other live critters.................. :shrug: :shrug:

The LEO's have so many different options on which to stop and detain or hold a person for unspecified reasons it is better to just follow their instructions until such matters are resolved and they inform you that you are free to go...................jmho

Hey, if it would make a terrorist check his own ticket after seeing Rosie I'm all for it...............jmho

  Well what most people don't know is that J.Percy Priest Lake was actually designated when built to be a lake designed for two things. Electro-power and recreation and was not designated as a fishing lake, That is why most recreational crafts go there plus it is closest lake to Nashville making it convenient for most Nashvillians.   

I have made it a practice of waving to an officer in a squad car as he or she passes me from other direction. You would be surprised at how many wave back. I also make it a point to speak to them in a market if I am in there when they happen to be. I will always say hi or having a quiet day or anything nice and I always get a reply back.................... :up:

Don't forget to mark your calendars.   As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see  any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.   So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.   Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.     All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs In front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.   Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.     The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.     God Bless America!!     

Back years ago when I first began bass fishing and fishing tournaments all the anglers respected other boats regardless of type or style. As the years went by it was the Jet Skies that began starting the trouble. They would buzz a bass boat fishing several times until they made the anglers mad. Back years ago bass boats we not fast enough to catch them but that has all changed today. My Skeeter would run faster than most Wave Runners and so did many other bass boats so after they got chased a few times and realized they could not out run us anymore they stopped buzzing bass anglers pretty much. Ski boats pulling wake boards and skies are the real pain in the ass on most lakes now. They have boom boxes you can hear for two miles and make wakes from hell. I was glad when TWRA began cracking down on the boom boxes and were ticketing them  for disturbing the peace. Made them either turn them down or off. If they got caught twice in a month TWRA took the sound system off the boat. They ended up taking on guys whole boat because after they took his sound system he went and purchased an even louder one and was out there on a week day thinking TWRA would not be out there. A homeowner with a lake house called and reported a boat with a very loud sound system was running back and forth passed them home so TWRA sent out a team of wardens to check it out and it was same guy so they confiscated his boat. Lesson learned and all the other ski boats kept then volumns turned down. I'm not against anyone having fun on the water until it becomes an annoyance to a lot of other people trying to also enjoy the water...............jmho

I think that he is the second police chief up north to say things like that. The Police Chief in Detroit said he wanted all people in Detroit that did not have a criminal record to purchase a gun and those that wanted to , to get a carry permit and be able to protect themselves. He was all for civilians being able to defend themselves because he said we try to serve and protect but we cannot be every place at the same time.................... :ugh:  :ugh:  

Yep, I guess this officer thought     "All lives counts" and proved it...............If I could like this a 1000 times I would........... :up: :up:

"Quote"  It's a big lake, there is plenty of room for everyone.  Thanks for listening to my rant.     Depending on which lake you were on which I am thinking Old Hickory? Yea. it's a big lake but you have to understand that wake boarding, Sking and Wave Runners are not fun things to do without an audience. If they find a pontoon boat with folks on it or Cabin Cruiser or two anchored someplace out of the way in a pocket or back of a creek they will make it unbearable for them by waking them while showing their ass with boom boxes blasting that you can hear 2 miles away. I went through that for to many years to mention. I quit fishing about 3 years ago and sold my Skeeter bass boat and almost all my gear of over 25 years of fishing accumulation. The only peace I could find was at night fishing when all the recreational water crafts were parked. It will slow down some after Labor Day but normally it's mid October before you can fish in peace during the day. good luck with the pontoon.................. :up: :up:

I'm guessing Obama has told the dumbass that he will be retiring there when he leaves office and would like it to be safe for him and his queen so the guy melted the excess guns rather than sell them to legal law biding citizens.............jmho

The Statue deserves to be in a museum where it can be appreciated instead of vandalized................jmho

Nope, I have a buddy that does that and sends them to me with coffee once in a while. I just like to pass on the funny ones........... :up: :up: :up:

Very beautiful family heirloom for sure. Have not seen one of those since my childhood at shooting gallery's at caravels.........Hope the original wood can be saved............... :up:  :up:  :up: 

A couple of aliens landed in the Arizona desert………… near a gas station that was closed for the night.   They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Angry at the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said gruffly, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader or I will fire!" The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really think that will make him mad.' 'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards him and blew the younger alien off his feet and threw him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He almost killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?' The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you never mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'  

Like I have said many times, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer so my question is, when a person enters our country illegally is he committing a felony or is it a misdemeanor? If it is a felony that automatically disqualifies him or her of being allow to legally obtain and own a firearm. If it is a misdemeanor does that also mean he/she cannot own a gun?.............just curious and not trying to take sides on this issue...................... :shrug: :shrug: