DaveS

I'll take a neck shot on them 99% of the time, DRT!!!!   "Stop, Drop and Flop"!  (From the Fire Fighter saying of Stop, Drop and Roll)   Dave

His collection of trophies is getting off to a good start! Bobcats are very hard to get, so he should be proud of that one.   Dave

reed, y'all have to put that one on the wall!   Dave

I was actually floored when I read this. I would have never thought it!   http://www.examiner.com/article/most-dangerous-states-the-united-states   Dave

His eyes say a lot!   Dave

It's just a matter of time fella's, before he "steps on it" big time. He is no dummy in the fact that every time someone has called 911 on him, he's called 911 to immediately cover his butt with his side of the story. That way he don't have to testify in his own defense. As far as his shoot with TM...just one thug killing a wanna be.   Just a matter of time....   DaveS

I have to add this one in. I've been a Civil War reenactor for many years, and my Grandkids volunteer me to come to school and talk to their classes about "the war", and how "their pawpaw fought Yankees"! Talk about feeling old now? lol   Dave

What Chris said!!!!!   DaveS

You just got to hate tire thieves! Nice buck no doubt! Dave

So many times he has been sued for working inmates on chain gangs in stripped clothes, yet he keeps coming back. I heard him one time say about his inmates; "I don't care if they don't like pink underwear, pink slippers and no tv., they are in jail, not on vacation"!  I like the way he thinks!   Dave

I have long liked the way Sherriff Arpaio ran his jail and treated inmates like, well....inmates. This move with the veterans is awesome.   http://www.kpho.com/story/24187553/arpaio-to-house-military-vet-inmates-in-same-unit   Dave

The Mrs's seems to be getting a tad ticked off at her hubby! I read somewhere where that trip cost us tax payers about $500 thousand per minute.   DaveS

 This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with... him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in   Dave  

.223 "neck shot" DRT. Most states don't allow FMJ for hunting.   Dave

I know.   Dave

Dave

I smell a missed spelled word in there! "Don't".   Dave

I'll guarantee one thing, (if I'm lying I'm dying), If someone would have walked into his bakery carrying a handgun and he refused service to them for that reason, y'all would be ready to lynch the dude! Why not now?   Dave

6.8 and DaddyO...The Bill of Rights doesn't say that. Does that make discrimination right? Hell no it don't. Why does the "Bill of Rights" have to say one thing or another to "be right"? What's wrong with good old "morals" and treating our fellow man with respect? Everybody is so wrapped up in rights...2nd, 4th, 1st, 5th ect ect...they forget how to treat each other. This is sad....   I'm not going to keep posting on this thread, because some of y'all just don't get it...   Dave

You find a condom that fits....   Dave

I beg your pardon Sir, but I just bought an 870 express off of Craigslist. Maybe they missed it? I could care less. Got the shotgun I wanted. The Peddler has good deals too!   EDIT: My bad TMF, it was from the peddler. I forgot where I got. Point being, you can buy legally from our Fort Campbell Soldiers.   Dave

Spot on! Dave

Yes and tell me why they didn't?   Dave

The guys at Fort Campbell, with orders, are considered residents of Kentucky, Tennessee and their home state. Either state here will sell firearms to them as long as they have an active duty ID card. So maybe Craigslist, BooKoo, The Peddler and all other outlets here should stop our GI's from selling firearms? Not...   Dave

My package has been sent to my giftee. Scheduled to be delivered Thursday.   Dave