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    If I am shopping for a holster, I carry a different gun that day and the gun in search of a holster is unloaded when it leaves the house.

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When I joined, NRA membership counted as a sponsor. My application went through quickly.

Once knew a fellow, Richard (don't you dare call me Dick) Handler.

Likes to post on you tube       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF97-XVLc-w

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    I went over a yellow jackets nest once with a mower and actually didn't have them come out. I did quit mowing and wait for the evening to gas them and stuff the hole closed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PKffm2uI4dk

His proctologist told him all he could get was a low and loose.

Real men don't use Nancy pads.

I have an M44, fun, but after 10 shots, you'll want to put it down.

Tells his son, "if you don't stop that, you'll go blind". His son says,"I'm over here dad".

Was the body double for Jake Gyllenhaal during the sex scenes in Brokeback Mountain.      

Secretly longs to be the filling in a Janet Reno, Barney Frank luv sammitch.

He would ______________________________________________       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL5dQPgx3-M

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From the book Big Fish, later a movie.         Josephine: Hi. How are you feeling? Edward: Oh, I was dreaming. Josephine: What were you dreaming about? Edward: Well, I don’t usually remember unless they're especially portentous. You know what that word means? (she shakes her head.) Means when you dream about something that's gonna happen. Like one night, I had a dream where this crow came and said, “Your aunt is gonna die.” I was so scared I woke up my parents but they said it was just a dream, and to get back to bed. But the next morning, my aunt Stacy was dead. Josephine: That's terrible. Edward: Terrible for her, but think about me, young boy with that kind of power. Wasn't three weeks later that the crow came back to me in a dream and said, "Your daddy's gonna die." I didn't know what to do. I finally told my father. But he said, oh, not to worry, but I could see he was rattled. The next morning, he wasn't himself, kept looking around, waiting for something to drop on his head. Because the crow didn’t say how it was gonna happen, just those words: your daddy's gonna die. Well, he left home early and was gone for a long time. When he finally came back, he looked terrible, like he was waiting for the axe to fall all day. He said to my mother, "I've just had the worst day of my life." (beat)"You think you've had a bad day,” she said. “This morning the milkman dropped dead on the porch!"

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Calls Jake at State Farm @ 3:00 am, but it's not for insurance.