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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Uselton required you to shoot his range clean ammo? Or was that just his old place? Good to hear that he seems to have improved some, though.

Awsome! Will install a unmodded version and prolly jump on tonight.

Original ad: I am in need of a reliable and SAFE driver to take my 10-year-old daughter home from after-school soccer practice starting in September and ending in late November. She needs to be taken from school in Exton to home in Bryn Mawr. It should take about an hour each day. You will be needed Mon, Tues, Thurs, and Fri. Looking for a safe driver with a clean driving record. E-mail at ***********@comcast.net with references. We can discuss compensation. Thanks! From Me to ************@comcast.net Good afternoon. My name is Mike Partlow and I am very interested in this job. I have a lot of experience driving under dangerous conditions and guarantee your daughter will arrive safely at home every day. If you are still looking for a dependable driver, please write back. Sincerely, Mike Partlow From Kate ******** to Me Mr. Partlow (can I call you Mike?), I still am looking for a driver. Good to know you can handle dangerous conditions...but there probably will not be any dangerous conditions; you are just taking my daughter down Rt 3. Tell me about yourself - are you a professional driver? Do you have any references from past jobs? What kind of car do you own? Is it reliable? - Kate From Me to Kate ******** Kate, You can call me Mike. I was never one for formalities. A little about myself, I am 37 years old, and worked as a mercenary driver in the Middle East. I have escorted important clients through high-risk areas in Iraq and Afghanistan for five years. I have seen a lot of action, and have ensured the safety of my clients. Out of all the jobs I have done, 90% of my clients arrived at their destination unharmed. I have several references. I'll have one of them e-mail you. My car is very safe and reliable - perfect for your daughter. It is an armored 2007 Chevy Suburban. All glass has been replaced with multi-layered ballistic glass capable of stopping a 7.62 x 39 bullet dead in its tracks. The doors, roof, and floor have been reinforced with ballistic steel/composite that can withstand IED blasts and stop grenade fragmentation. This car has been put to the test and will always deliver. Safety and protection is my #1 priority. The car is fully loaded with an HK416 assault rifle that fire under the toughest conditions. The roof has a 40mm MK-19 automatic grenade launcher turret installed. Hopefully we won't have to use it, but it is good to have. I can't tell you how many times I've had to return fire against an enemy APC. I assure you that nobody will mess with your daughter as I escort her home from soccer practice. Now lets discuss pay. I have various security packages I offer, and for your daughter I recommend my medium package which will run you $200 an hour. I also have a minimal package which is only $125 an hour. It is entirely up to you. Let me know, Mike Partlow From Kate ******** to Me This has to be a joke. This isnt Bagdad, it's suburban PA... Are you just being sarcastic? What do you really drive? I want to pay 30 bucks a day, tops. From Me to Kate ******** Kate, Safety/protection is no joke. For $30, you are likely to get some 17-year-old kid who just got his license and will drive your daughter in his unarmored Ford Focus. I've seen an IED blow a Ford Focus into thousands of pieces, none larger than a golf ball. My security package is well worth the $200 per trip. We will pick your daughter up in a random Suburban. Four trucks will pull up, and she will get into a random one every day. This is so the enemy does not know which one to attack. The Suburban she is in will have an armed security detail of men I have worked with in Iraq. We know what we are doing. She will be escorted in our convoy down the highway at a high rate of speed to avoid stopping in "kill zones." All vehicles are equipped with an MIRT which is used to change the traffic lights to green so we will not have to slow down. Your daughter will arrive safely in your arms no later than 20 minutes from when she is extracted from the soccer field. Please reconsider my offer. You can't put a price on your daughter's safety. From Kate ******** to Me Stop wasting my time. Don't e-mail me again. (later, from another e-mail account) From Nick Walken to Kate ********** Dear Kate, I am an old client of Mike Partlow. He told me that you wanted a reference for a job you are considering him for. Let me start off by saying, you could not have made a finer choice. Mike is the best there is. He literally saved my life countless times in Iraq. Whatever you are using him for, you have made the right choice. You will be 100% safe. When I think about my experience Mike, one time stands above the rest. Back in 2005, I was a contractor in Iraq and had hired Mike's security detail to escort me through Fallujah. Everything was going fine until our convoy was hit by an IED. I don't remember much, but next thing you know, I woke up in a Republican Guard prisoner camp with Mike. I thought we were goners. They took me and Mike into a hut, where there were at least eight armed soldiers placing bets. They were going to make Mike and I play Russian Roulette. Mike convinced a soldier to let him play with three bullets, instead of one, which I thought was crazy. Mike even put the gun to his head once and pulled the trigger. He started laughing, and the soldiers started laughing too. When they let their guard down, he immediately shot three of them in the head, grabbed one of their AKs, and gunned down the other five soldiers. I didn't think we would make it out of that one alive, but thanks to Mike's heroic actions, I am here today. You cannot go wrong with Mike Partlow. He is the best of the best. One time he killed an entire truck of insurgents using just a fork from his salad. He makes do with what he has and will survive the worst of situations. If you have any more questions about Mike, please don't hesitate to contact me. I owe the man my life. Nick From Kate ******** to Me what in the hell...

I know, I know - working on it .

It's only 25 yards, but if you're like me and don't get out to an outdoor range much, it does just fine for a rifle haha.

Someone...complimenting... Useltons..?!?!? <head explodes>

Glock 19 as well. It's in my SERPA holster on the desk in front of me.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd I forgot to add a poll, woops!

I'll put up a poll to see if I can get a semi-accurate headcount on who is going to be able to make it on that date. The event will be $5 a person, unless you have a current G&L range membership, and will be running until 9-10pm or so. You can bring all the ammo you want naturally, but I'll keep a register open for people who need to get some here. We can supply hearing protection if needed as well. All pistol calibers are welcome on our range. Normally we do not allow rifle calibers, but there will be an exception made for this event. I'll tell you guys how you can safely shoot a rifle down there (safely as in, not shooting the crap out of our baffles). Shotguns will remain banned from range use. However, anyone caught not following instructions, or being reckless in general will be barred from the range and/or from shooting a rifle in the range! Everyone will be required to sign the usual range waiver & rules form before shooting. I hope to see you there, I'm sure we'll all have a good time!

+1 I've been labeled an ******* (Imagine that!) by people because I wouldnt let them dissassemble our firearms. I make it clear that *I* will field strip it, but if I had a nickel for every time someone tried to take apart a gun and completely screwed it up to the point of seizing the thing up... I'd be paying more of my bills on time.

If I charge anything it'll be something to the tune of $5 due to the ventilation being on on both ranges (you dont want to know what our electricity bill is a month..). Obviously if you have a G&L range membership you'll be exempt from that. As of right now, we're looking at August 30th as the tentative date.

Haha, wouldnt have happened if those hadn't been crappy chinese knock-off katanas. Now, if he had one of these.... Japanese Swords Warrior Series : Katana, Tanto, Wakazashi (Cold Steel Swords)

If it ends up being Sunday (and it's definately looking that way), I'll prolly have another and just alternate days for those that cant make it on Sunday.

Always pisses me off when I'm on a roll and hear "GODLIKE!" and the next second eat a rocket.

Have 2k3, but keep going back to the original for some reason. My system at the moment cant handle the newer one, unfortunately.

So I reinstalled Unreal Tournament the other day, and my God I forgot how much of a fast-paced FPS it is. Anyone wanna get a group together to play sometime? You can PM for details on how to get it, it's about ..er... 8 years or more old, so it's not a system heavy game, but it's tons of freakin fun.

Welcome Pete! Always nice to see out of towners around . ............................... So when you moving to the US?

This is an idea I've been toying with, but I would like some feedback on it. We close early on Wednesday at 7pm, and we close on Sunday at 5pm. Who would be willing to come to a unofficial TGO meet & greet so to speak at G&L after hours? We'd have the range to ourselves, and would be able to break out heavier artillery than normal (read, our full auto, and rifle caliber guns). Obviously ammo would be something that people would have to bring or purchase at G&L if you want to shoot our guns, but all in all I think it would be a good time. If I can get enough people to commit I might even have the local mom & pop pizza place cater dinner.

Guys... please stop feeding the troll. Seriously. I have no idea how this thread was allowed to get this far off topic. If you cant remember what the topic was, I'll remind you: Are the Tennessee senators hosting a town hall meeting? Well, are they? People have been banned for less, why do the mods either not close this thread or ban Ralph for the troll he is? This is retarded.

This thread is getting off topic, the troll strikes agian.

We'll know they are coming when they ship pretty much. Really have no way of knowing when we'll get some more, unfortunately =/.

Neither would we sir, neither would we. And we dont!