NoBanStan

Still thinks the Turbo button on his 486DX makes the computer faster. (nerd humor)

I got my Serta iComfort at rooms to go. It's MSRP pretty much every where (around $1,200 I think) but if you shop around you'll find places who offer bonus items. I went to R2G because they had a deal where if you bought the mattress, they would toss in two of the matching pillows. Granted they were for a queen and we bought a King.. but those things are like $100 a pop. So it was worth it.   Best mattress ever. Looking back, I almost wish I had bought one of the more expensive models. It may seem like a lot of money but it's soooooo worth the investment since you spend a third of your lifespan sleeping.   ***edit***   By "looking back" I mean that as, I LOVE MY MATTRESS and could only imagine how much nicer the cush upgraded model must be.

Able to hit a 1 inch target at 1000 yards. Still pisses on toilet seat.

Is jealous of my 'nanner hammock and pasties

Went to a TGO shoot to meet men.

  I don't really see anything wrong with making something look nice. If it were covered in rainbows and ponies I would agree wholeheartedly. But... much like everything else, it's all in the eye of the beholder.

as such...

I guess I should have mentioned I was referring more to the black/bronze finish, not so much the rifle itself.

Watched the full Eduard Khil 10 hour video, twice   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ednKK8GlvwI

Instead of reliving old football and war stories, he frequently retells of his phase during college. "Sometimes I really miss edwardo".

I was doing an image search and happened across this. I think I nerded on myself. What a beautiful finish

    Yup because even now with the liberals running amok and our rights threatened... this still isn't a bad place to live.

Has to wait for the current gun crisis to die down so he can actually afford beta mags for his own shooting spree.

  It's the same reason you didn't laugh at the bad lip reading videos. You're a fuddy duddy.   Now it's a foot race, WITH A BUFFALO!

  agreed. 

Of all the Bond girls, the only one he would hook up with is Grace Jones.

Hides CDNN mailer in his copy of Barely Legal so the wife doesnt find out.

Your mom likes arfcom!

...bed, it had been a long day. The end.       Didn't see that coming did you?

Gah, that's beautiful man. If it's not too much to ask, what did that set you back?

  duh! you can clearly see my tool in the picture! :D   ***edit***   For the record, that's not actually me :)

as if Terry wasn't creepy enough!   Reminded snoop dogg set to Kirby   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b2w4CU6Vc4

Pictures Diane Feinstein in a leather bodice and stirrups when he makes it with his woman. Screams "ban me! ban me!" the entire time. Female counterpart is not in on the fantasy.

made an nsync mixtape and knows all the dance moves.