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Regularly uses Monistat to treat his athletes foot ... doesn't really know what to do with the "applicator" so uses it to self administer constipation relieving suppositories

Actually looks a little cut and gelled to me if you look at the kid in the article. Haha.

I got it ... if you ever need to cut something ... walk out on your deck, take the butter knife the .gov has allowed you to own, throw up in the air, and the item will have fallen in 2 because it is scared

I'm sure we all know where this will lead.  It's lead to them going so far as to try to ban pointed kitchen knives in UK (see: http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/topic/63833-brits-shocked-at-easy-availability-of-knives/).  I don't know that they will go after knives yet, they're still working on guns right now.  

helped pull out my plum smugglers the last time they got wedged too far up the valley

doesn't understand why people wave at him with one finger while going 30 in the fast lane on the interstate

Haha. That's awesome!!

why haven't we bombed his entire military complex off the face of the earth yet?

forgot that Harry Reid only hires male secretaries ...

only knows that because he overheard us while doing the same in Harry Reid's office ...

buys ammo at walmart, flips it for 400% profit on the street; donates profits to Mayors Against Illegal Guns as well as Dianne Feinstein re-election campaign

You can youtube this also ...

Sounds like you made the right decision! haha :up:

From the article flashlightdave posted above: They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon.   Why not ban the agents they are blaming ... "alcohol and drugs"?  Since they cause all the evil supposedly?

wife/girlfriend/boyfirned/same sex domestic partner, makes him wash his mouth out with soap after saying a curse word ...

was gonna watch the '92 Ms TN but couldn't change the channel off reruns of the '91 Mr NY ... Bloomberg in a swimsuit caught his eye.

It's worse than I remember: police have to be notified of plastic weapons and the theatre company has to keep them under lock and key. From 2008 but I imagine its only gotten worse: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-508797/Panto-pirates-told-report-plastic-swords-police.html

it's my understanding that over yonder its illegal to own any knife that folds (auto and non-auto) that locks into place ... it seems like i've also read a story some years back where some company doing cinema/plays/theatre got into trouble for owning knife/sword reproductions for the show ... i'm trying to find the report i read, but having some trouble; will post when i find it

is colorblind ... so thinks a rubiks cube is just a cube with gridlines marked on it

that's a little bit distressing to learn about The Bench.  i never spent much money there personally ... but now think i understand the elevated prices.  it also confirms my suspicion that something a little bit skeezy was going on there.  one time i saw a box of ammo in there looked like it was from 80's, with no less than 4 price tags on it ... all scratched out, and i doubt the prices were getting smaller over the years.    on another note ... throughout all this craziness, i've had a fair amount of luck with picking up ammo and ammo cans from b pro.  i pretty much stopped going to the LGS lately (except for actual gun purchases), just checking b-pro and academy. 

thinks tic tac toe is a challenge game where you eat tic-tac's with your feet

brought his 'nanner hammock and pasties cuz he thought the shoot was photography for men

you don't say?!? :bs:

TrickyNicky's man cave/basement: