Good_Steward

Is it bad that when I visited today, this was the first thread I saw and it made me smile?    Here's to hoping the OP is still alive, well, and single!

  "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...it smells like.....victory."

You, sir, have no future as a motivational speaker. It looks as if you may have a long career as a meathead in front of you, though.

  Speak for yourself, old man ;). I am just the older brother.... 

As much as I have personally enjoyed reading the rest of the advice on here, this wins. 

If all else fails, donkey punch her...

That is even more excellent than I could have imagined. The world is full of awesome.

No doubt. And doubtful, but hey, that seems more plausible to me than two nearly 30 year olds living on mamaw and playing games all day.... Just sayin'

Ok, so wtf is a "larper" and what does it have to do with a starfish? ;)

So, maybe, just maybe, this is a ploy to make the OP get a job instead of hanging out playing games all day? Doubtful, but hey...

First time for everything. I think this is the first thread over 3 pages long that has no mention of homosexuals or people riding bicycles on the road, as well. Of course, throwing around the DHITP award will certainly end up bringing out one of those.....

Best of luck with whatever decision you make, but you should expedite that "change". Post haste. ASAP. You get the idea. Nothing but headache, heartache, and legal fees down the path you are on.

I speak this from experience; not sure about 2.0000's professional position, but any time you are in a position of authority regarding the termination of employees, you rack up death threats like old ladies rack up bingo chips. The threat itself becomes much less of a big deal, though you have, certainly, a very heightened awareness for a while.

That was pretty freakin' cool.... But you had better have damned good balance!

Pistols, revolvers, rifles, shotguns.    Check. 

          Geesh. I thought I was more loved than that.... ;)   Of course, I am not in Franklin, so I may have some amnesty in there???

Hey! What's wrong with Land Rover / Range Rover?!?!

You guys may laugh, but landscaping is one of my hobbies. Large stone used for decorative purposes are high dollar, and sell for ~.05/lb.

I have made many a roadside a water collection system when traveling cross country on various bikes...,,,and cars, for that matter.

I am sure you know that most motorcycles are not purchased because they get awesome gas mileage. If that was the case, everyone would ride scooters and the newest iteration of the little Honda 500s that go around 70mpg. I honestly don't give a damn if my Cross Country only got 25 mpg, even thought it gets around 45. I can also damn sure promise you I would rather get 45mpg out of my bike than 45mpg out of a Focus or Fiesta.

This is also the reason I ride Victory motorcycles now.

Aermacchi....

No, but there was this...   http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/mcy/4524482862.html

You mean like the last 111 years?   Just sayin'   Actually, not that long. Just since the 50's

  I take it you were born in Brazil?