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O there is more, dont no why it did not post the first time.         GM             General Maintenance             Great Mistake         GMC             Garage Man's Companion             Got A Mechanic Coming?         HONDA             Had One Never Did Again         HYUNDAI             Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...         MAZDA             Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along         OLDSMOBILE             Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere Overpriced,             Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment         PINTO             put in new transmission often         PONTIAC             poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac         SAAB             Send Another Automobile Back             Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.             Sorry Arsed Auto Builders         TOYOTA             Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto         VOLVO             Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object             Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners         VW             Virtually Worthless  

I Pledge Allegiance I Promise to be faithful and true (Promise my loyalty) to the flag to the emblem that stands for and represents of the United States all 50 states, each of them individual, and individually represented on the flag of America yet formed into a UNION of one Nation. and to the Republic And I also pledge my loyalty to the Government that is itself a Republic, a form of government where the PEOPLE are sovereign, for which it stands, this government also being represented by the Flag to which I promise loyalty. one Nation under God, These 50 individual states are united as a single Republic under the Divine providence of God, "our most powerful resource" (according to the words of President Eisenhower) Indivisible, and can not be separated.   (This part of the original version of the pledge was written just 30 years after the beginning of the Civil War and demonstrates the unity sought in the years after that divisive period in our history) with Liberty The people of this Nation being afforded the freedom to pursue "life, liberty, and happiness", and Justice And each person entitled to be treated justly, fairly, and according to proper law and principle, for All. And these principles afforded to EVERY AMERICAN, regardless of race, religion, color, creed, or any other criteria.  Just as the flag represents 50 individual states that can not be divided or separated, this Nation represents millions of people who can not be separated or divided.

AUDI             Always Unsafe Designs Implemented         BMW             Big Money Works             Bought My Wife             Brutal Money Waster             Bimbette Motor Weapon             Break My Window         BUICK             Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer         CHEVROLET             Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips             Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time             Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time             Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology         DODGE             Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere             Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere             Dead or Dying Gas Eater             Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express         FIAT             Failure in Italian Automotive Technology             Fix It All the Time             Fix it again, Tony!         FORD             First On Recall Day             First On Race Day             First On Rust and Deterioration             Fix Or Repair Daily             Found On Road, Dead             Fault Of R&D             Fast Only Rolling Downhill             Features O.J. and Ron's DNA             Found On Russian Dump    

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year-old farmer whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and the Presidency. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, he's a 'post turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top -- that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself; he doesn't belong up there; he doesn't know what to do while he's up there; and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him there to begin with. All ya really know is ya gotta help take him down ..." =  

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.   6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.   10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.   11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18. Procrastinate Now!     19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.     25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (how true) 27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28. I smile because I don't know what is going on.    

Great ideas, thanks much!!!

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WAY COOL!!!

The woman ended up being beaten and raped. Saw this on Fox the other night. He is in jail now. Sad course our country is on now. We are protecting our self's now and have been for a few years.

I have done days, weeks, but not months. Good to hear it will be OK, but still wont leave it in for months.

What in the world are yall talking about, :wave: , Just poking fun.

I to sent our Reps a little note and a few faxes.

Good vid and info, when ya gona make it out of ALU?

All,s well that ends well. Glad everyone got to sleep in their own bed. Good on them!!!

Not to shabby!!!

Just another sad day in America, AND I AM DAMN SICK OF IT!!!

Surplus powder is not out there anymore, 4895 is a good powder as well as Varget.

I had read that, bad move. She needs to stay put, we need a few good reporters on the other news stations.

23rd year of a 25 year plan.

All I will say is "ya pissing a deer off".

READ MY SIG LINE, you will know how I feel.

Gods speed to all our men and women in harms way.

Was at a meeting with our local State Rep on Saturday and Common Core was the subject. Bad stuff, dumbing down is the good part of it, teaching the muslim religion as a way of life is what is coming.

Now McCain is over there to see how wants stuff!!!

Depends on the powder, I use wc846, works well and shoots well. I use a single stage press so I measure every load on a scale. No I wont tell you how much I use, do a google search, you will finds LOTS of info.