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And wealthy beyond the dreams of avarice ...

FYI, high school football started last Friday, state-wide ...

True, but how is this different from most every aspect of modern (and past) life ... Also true for many mutual funds as well. My med-based funds are doing well these days, but again that's been true for years ...

During my tenure as a teacher, we had 4 or 5 bomb threats. Best I remember, all occurred on Fridays, and all were called in roughly around lunch. At least 2 of them were later found to have been made by a former student, working in a job where he got off at noon each Friday, who's current girlfriend was still in high school ...

Statistically, 50% of people have lower than average intelligence ...

Just checking in to see if this thread was still a thing ...

I hope everything goes well for you. Having had back surgeries on 3 occasions, albeit at the other end of the spine (lumbar), I can definitely sympathize. Don't scrimp on whatever they give you for rehab/post surgical stretching and strengthening, that goes a long way towards eventually alleviating pain and helping you avoid subsequent "dissection" events ...

Shotgun ...

Y'all hurry up and tell about yours, so I'll know how big mine was ...

Ah, it wasn't them. I forgot to include BOC in my list, in fact at the time they were one of my favorite bands. Their omission was one of the many "senior moments" I seem to have now ...

July 4th, 1976, the Bicentennial Jam at the Liberty Bowl in Memphis Tn. The Outlaws, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and ZZTop in one show. There was another intro act, but I can no longer remember who it was ...

You could have stopped at "talk radio" and explained mine ...

They have plastic surgeries to fix that now ...

And a lot more fun to read than comments about Bezo's penis rocket ...

As usual, audiobooks. Right now I'm on "The Name of the Rose" by Umberto Eco ...

No need to be half-assed. If Biden's proposal is enacted, shooting people with a 9mm would be double-illegal, so people will be twice as likely to not shoot each other ...

Blame the Democrats. That pretty much covers all the Communist variants ...

I don't think much about Bezos, one way or another, but if I were a billionaire and had the opportunity, I would build and fly a rocket into space, penis shaped or not ...

During my foray into aircraft maintenance, i learned quickly that whatever the problem, determine the most expensive part, especially if it's also the hardest to get to, and replace that first. Works every time ...

Don't feel bad. I've been asking about discounts from barbers ever since half of my hair fell out. They're not very cooperative either ...

Both knees and my lower back are shot, but thus far I have yet to be struck by any projectiles, other than errantly thrown footballs over the years ...

Cool. Mind picking up some beer on the way?

But that means I would have to scroll all the way back up again ...

I had a grandfather that ran bootleg whiskey from up north, if that counts ...