Caster

Greg, if I start calling you grandpa will you pass on a couple of them 99's to me? Nice rifles by the way, the .257 Roberts is a very underrated and over looked cartridge.

Was having the best date of his life until his date said "Ya know imma dude....right?"

Dances with the devil in the pale moon light.  

Remember when dirty tree huggin' left wing liberal hippes didn't torment us to near death?   I'm only 35, I don't remember that.  

I'm sitting here wondering one thing guys, What the bloody hell am I supposed to do tomorrow night? Once upon a time? It's still a few more months before falling skies. Caster is upset.

...commode, but as I say there I was confused. I couldn't fathom how feeding the cat tofu gave ME the squirts. Luckily I had my iPad with me, so I looked it up on google and you'll never believe what I found......

...some tofu and bean sprouts which really....

...and that's when Ohshoot knocked on the front door wanting to show me his new pet black panther. It was wearing a sequined collar and it's name was......

Dressed like Sailor Moon for the last Anime convention.

Took his sister to prom.

Moved out of his mothers basement.

Well, it happened again this morning.....only, I was prepared. This guy was within inches so I clinched down and went stealth.....next thing I heard was "gaaaawwwwwd daaaaaaaayyyyyuum!" Having consumed (last night) an entire baked potato the size of a small football topped with BBQ brisket from BB's BBq on top of some nacho's with beans and beef earlier, my biological weapons were steeped and ready. In a straight face I just said to the guy, "That's why you should always give people their personal space". I feel spitefully vindicated. It's gonna be a good day I think.

Yeah, that's just stupid! You crap on a rapist and he gets mad and strangles you to death......after he rapes you. The only viable defense against a rapist is to kill them.

Was offered some "Super Sex" by a hot girl.......he chose the soup.

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Dolomite beat me to it.  If it wasn't an heirloom before, it is NOW!   Incredible.  If I were to try that it'd look like a epileptic monkey did it with a cold chisel.    I love it.

"son...have I got a little story for you.  What you thought was your daddy, was nothing but a......"

Meh, you just haven't engaged some of us crabby Aholes yet.  I'm sure I'll find a way to insult you sooner or later.  

Attended one of the "invitation only" tea parties Taylor Swift has with her young fans after a concert.  

Your patience has paid off.  Congratulations brother.  You're a testament to perseverance.     It's perfectly acceptable to spoon with it every night for the first few weeks.  Just don't tell us about it.       More pic's!!!  I don't care about you're bathroom vanity, Get some in action!  Targets, grouping, what ammo does it prefer.  Details man, details!!!!!!!     How long have you had those Pmags w/ Ranger plates and that Eotech waiting for the Tavor's arrival?  LOL

Took a gunsite training course with a chrome pated Hi-point .380.

MIcrogroove won't shoot cast accurately?  Well, somebody lied to you.   I will say, they are a miserable beast at times, but there IS a combination out there that'll work.  Head over to Cast Boolits forums and do some digging, those guys have the answers.  I have no experience with the cartridge or microgroove barrels but i know it WILL work if you are patient enough to search for the right load.  

Tough guy woulda lit his cigar off of it.

TiVo set to record Honey BooBoo.

Sits down to pee.