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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, " Tonto Goldstein , but my friends call me Bubba."

Make it twice as big as you think you need.

If East TN falls then so does the whole state.

Go ride it around Nashville. You’ll remember why you aren’t riding.

Withdrawing

Be like George from Sienfeld EAT during. Take care of that.

I’m always down for a little secession.

I forgot I even posted it. 2014 seems like and eternity ago.........

I didn't go to Piggly Wiggly but that buddy of mine with that big smoker told me of a store he buys his meat at and it is a placed called H.G Hill Market here in Gallatin. It's a small grocery store at the end of a strip mall on Nashville Pike near dollar store. I went there yesterday and could not believe the prices of meats. Nice thick Ribeyes 3.99 a lb, Botton end cut Roasts, 2.99 a lb, Top end pot roasts $3.49 a lb. They also had some pick 5 for $19.95 deals on Pork and Chicken. I bought a few things yesterday but will be going back there when check comes in.

Not saying it's aliens but it's aliens!

Cool bike. I miss riding my Gold Wing in Germany. Whether it was flying low on the autobahns or cruising on mountain roads and through small villages, it was fun! Almost killed myself a few times and probably would have succeeded if Id kept it and road it around here.

I had forgotten just how great this was!

Memphis Rub 4 servings "This zesty rub will bring out the best in ribs and other meats. Try it on chicken!" 1/4 cup paprika 1 tablespoon packed dark brown sugar 2 teaspoons salt (or not) 1 teaspoon celery salt (or seed) 1 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (or to taste) 1 teaspoon dry mustard 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon onion powder 1 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon thyme Mix in a small airtight container and store in a cool dark place.

August 15-16. its a naked eye event. Should be pretty spectacular since a comet of this size has never passed so close in modern human history. Another brief on it http://scienceglobalnews.com/uncategorized/green-comet-explodes-in-night-sky-comet-panstarrs-bursts-over-earth-science-news/

I have a De Santis Superfly for my LCP and I always pocket carry in the warmer months with it. I carry a spare mag occasionally but most of the time its just the LCP

I have a RJ (Lisa) Hedley leather holster right pocket and a leather sheath from same source for magazine in left pocket. Kahr CM 9 mostly and .380 Keltec for dress pants.

I agree. Two very nice matching helmets came with it. Pants, boots gloves, and a riding jacket are to follow.

I have to admit I don't miss riding a bike as much as I thought I would till I got my first car and then all that peddeling up and down hills was just a fond memory and now even the thought of it now makes my legs ache........ Oh wait!!! wrong bike.............

My co-host Mark and I recently got a chanced to catch up with TGO's own Randy Harris ( @Cruel Hand Luke ) to talk about Low Light Training, Tactics and Gear. Randy was our first ever guest on the Shooters Nation Podcast and was kind enough to come back and talk about a subject which is pretty timely for any of you thinking about taking his upcoming FIGHT AT NIGHT class in August, in Dayton, TN. You can listen to the episode on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher and the Shooters Nation website. OR you can listen right here. We'd love to know what you think. If you liked it, please do give us a positive review on iTunes as it helps us out by making sure the podcast rises to the top of searches on things about Second Amendment issues, guns, training, etc.

They are making you jump through a lot of hoops. The prices are ok but not great but they are a cool piece of history.

I hate the cumbersome CMP purchase process for these 1911s and the prices, but I'll probably succumb and send in a packet. I carried one when I was in the USMC, so I've always wanted an authentic GI version. I've got several 1911s that I shoot already, so this will mostly be a safe queen if I get one.

Marshall's Mouseguns site was the reason that a subpart of my collection consists of quite a few mouseguns. There is another site that is still somewhat active that has a lot of info on mouseguns and so-called "Saturday-Night Specials. If anyone is interested, here is the site link. The site covers a lot more than the ones mentioned in the site title. http://www.bryco-jennings-jimenezarms.com/forum/

WTF?! Cancel my subscription, I am now leaving the board. Rare/MRare is the only way to roll. It's been fun guys. I will miss you.

I still love to go and do as much as possible but it does get old going solo and only being able to shoot paper in doors. The Gun Room is a nice range but my goal is to get some land of my own and go from there. Other than hanging with the family there's nothing I enjoy more. Getting in to shooting suppressed has been a blast and other than funds I don't plan on slowing down.

Slowed way down on buying, selling and trading. May be because I am happy with what I have. I still enjoy shooting.

Even if you have a life time it has as expiration date!!!

Hard to beat Protech or Benchmade when it comes to autos.

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. “Oh, come on in!” Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in. “So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?” she asked. “Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach.” “Peggy likes to screw, you know,” Mom informed him. “Uh…really?” Fred replied, with raised eyebrows. â€Is that so?” asked Fred, incredulous. “Yes,” said the mother. “As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let her!” “Well, thanks for the tip,” Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. “Have fun, kids,” the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. “The TWIST, Mom!” she angrily yelled at her mother. “THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!”

Definition of a nymphomaniac - A woman that wants to have sex 1 more time than you do!

The difference between me and a Nymphomaniac is I can be satisfied

Keep that mess on your side of the state. Thank you very much.

I just found that our very own @TGO David eats his steaks medium well to well done. SMH