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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, And as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is Completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute,Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken Quite some time to lovingly arrange them And she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, And huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy To have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his Sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, After a while, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future Father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him Lightly on the lips He responds warmly They continue to kiss, the passion builds, And he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom Where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, More creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, They are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, Strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "wheelie bins." A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. In the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer. Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually, a Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro!" says the Japanese man. "G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector. "I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed. Realizing the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. "No mate, where's ya' dust bin?" "I dust been to toilet, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man, still perplexed. "Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I mean, where's ya' wheelie bin?'" "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!!!"

I posted over in the accessories forum asking a question regarding this firearm, but I figured I'd post here too... Anyway, earlier this last week my wife and I went to see a movie (Black Mass, really good, I recommend), and when we walked into the theatre we both noticed that they were searching people's bags. My wife (who is the least situationally aware person ever) mentioned it, and said it was probably due to now-trend-of movie theatre shootings. Well, when we walked into the theatre my wife pointed out a dude sitting down in the front, alone, hat pulled low, just... kinda flagged her alarm, as it did mine... We stayed for the movie, and obviously nothing happened. However, with this being a trend now, not just in theaters but anywhere really it got me thinking. I don't want to NOT go do the things we enjoy out of a feeling of fear, if we do that the terrorists (domestic or foreign) are doing what they intend to. So I've decided it's time for me to EDC a firearm, at least as much as I can. I've been buying guns for a while now, and even carried some, but call me naive or ignorant, I've never felt the need to actually have something to protect me and mine till recently... So I took a quick trip to the Nashville Armory... Looking forward to breaking her in.

I have a 3 cylinder Yugo, only 2 run but she's a beast downhill! 

Wait! No more danger! Look:

If it's a Yugo, did you turn the gas on?

I bet it's just Crisco

Once again, the Titans find a way to lose.  Gave up 21 points in the 4th quarter.  :surrender:

Nobody mentioned the movie Idiocracy?  It's pretty much a documentary.

Turtle 1 just flipped turtle 2 onto his back. Kind of a dick move if you ask me.

  Are you familiar with The Internet? ;)   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTkBRztuG60   (sounds like good call Caster)

Hunted yesterday morning and had one doe walk right under my stand. And I was able to hunt this evening and had a small six and a small four come in around 6:30. The doe from yesterday came back tonight around 6:50. I like keeping the does around so she will get a pass every time. The six got my attention, I actually pulled back and lined up the sights, but he just was a little too young. The four was very, very young, so he also will get a pass. Tons of nuts falling and I like my spot.

Great episode!  Hard to believe next week is the season finale.  Thanks to Daniel's interrogation, they know what's in store for them.  Travis is still weak... couldn't even shoot that walker. 

did you forget to put the gas piston back in?or perhaps installed it backwards,thats the only thing that i can think of.

meh, my first car had a 7 liter engine.  Wimpy truck :P

I'll be back later I'm going to get drunk

TN football is extremely predictable. I think we'd be better off being behind the entire game. It's almost comical at this point. We should be 4-0 right now

Finally got around to running a few round through this thing yesterday.  It seems accurate enough and had a pleasant amount of recoil with the 44 mag loads.  44 special in it had about as much recoil as a 223 AR.  It definitely fuels the addiction.  I've always liked lever guns, but lately, it seems I've been distracted by ARs and tacticool crap.  Time to get back to the more simple and classic stuff.  Now, I guess the search is on for one in 38 / 357 :yum: , or a Ruger 44 mag revolver. 

Once again, Tennessee snatches defeat from the jaws of victory. Not going for 2 points after that last touchdown, was just bad coaching.

They discount tickets to 3/4 price, 'cause that's about all you're getting out of the Vols.

I'm beyond words. I can't really even fathom this anymore. You're right though, it's really hard to believe

From a resent read on another forum don't be surprised if you make an insurance claim and if they realize that the car was not locked which is evident by the fact that it was not "broken into" that the claim may be denied due to owner neglagence...

Women come and women go but really ugly HOT PINK P238's are hard to come by.   Hope you get the gun back........... :up:

  Baptists believe Jesus turned the water into Welch's grape juice, and they don't recognize each other in liquor stores. ;)   - OS

Using a drill is one of those things you either can do or can't.  This thing ain't gonna help.

I won't go into particulars but my brother next oldest to myself had Polio at age 5 and was crippled from that point on but able to function and attend school but walked with a limp and his arms and hands were quit a bit smaller than normal and yea, we had bullies back then also. I spent 8 years of Grammer school getting the sh-t pounded out of me by upper class bullies for sticking up for my brother but after all I was my brothers keeper. I was in 7th grade when my brother entered high school and I could no longer protect him but I had one ace in the hole. I had a buddy that was same age as my brother and he stepped up to become my brothers keeper till I reached high School. Thing is my friend was a freshman that stood 6'3" tall and weighed in about 240 and not even upper classmates wanted to mess with him. Once I made high school my brother had two keepers. Kids are mean for sure and it is not something new. It is just having more attention paid to it now than back then. Brother went on to finish high school and on to Junior college along with my buddy. doctors had told my parents he probably would not live past his early 20's but he went on to marry, have a family and passed away in his sleep at age 42 from heart failure. Lost him in June 1990, 2 days before his 43rd birthday................ :ugh: 

Absolutely 100% this. I consider myself a nonviolent person and do my best to arrange my life by the NAP (non-aggression principle). That said, once violence is justified, it is justified. Proportionality is a losing game. If you have to get into the fight, you don't use just enough force to end this fight, but as much as you think you need to end the next one and the one after that as well.

    You guys want pictures of the wedding I'm going to later? Should be nice :) 

Forget those round ice balls you see in this thread... they are not the ice balls you are looking for: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f0b6/ I'm going dissent here though. I normally do a splash of water in my whiskey and forget the ice. The ice makes it too cold for me to enjoy all the flavor.

One of the best schools on the planet...   Intro   http://www.brownells.com/.aspx/lid=11014/learn/   Index to all the videos...   http://www.brownells.com/GunTech/how-to-build-an-ar/index.htm

I know I should feel remorse over this but for some reason I can't. I think in some odd way it is some kind of punishment being handed down for the actions and beliefs of those of the Islamic Faith. This seems to happen at almost every one of these big (I guess you might call it a revival) or holy gathering. I find it strange that of all the people killed the only country to speak up and criticize Saudi Arabia is Iran and none of their people where killed, just a few hurt....................... :shrug: 

It's not real??? It's really really not real training!?!? I feel like I've waisted so many weekends of my life now!

I guess someone yelled Bacon.  Worse then yelling fire in a crowded building.

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Really? Wow never would have guessed that.....not only are you preaching to the choir you are preaching to the arch bishop. By mentioning folks playing it as a game I was referring to those who ONLY play gun games and do not actually carry guns in a serious manner on a regular basis....and there are plenty of those people shooting Idpa......and USPSA for that matter. No one with more than 4 IQ points thinks IDPA is "real" or is "training" but some of us (including some founding members) think it still should represent real life a bit more than it presently does. Will it ever be real? Not unless there is a medic standing by...in fact it will never even be as real as competently run scripted force on force evolutions but those are impossible to make objectively scored contests out of. And in the end if it is scored it needs to be "fair" and everyone experience the same test in order to declare a winner and the numerical placement of runners up......but it would add a little more realism if the penalties for misses,hits on bystanders and hits outside the high thoraxic and head were higher than they presently are.....

Gee.....that's too bad.

When I read this I envisioned something like the World War Z movie with hordes of people trying to outrun the next.

Coming at this as a serious gun carrier first, trainer second and gamer third I am glad to see it. If a hit in the abdomen is scored as only a half second lower than a round in the aorta then we are really not being very realistic with our scoring. We know that rounds in the area from diaphragm to neck are going to get best results with pistol bullets....everything else to the body is really a crap shoot as far as effectiveness. The target HAS already been changed once when they moved the minus 0 circle up a couple of inches. It used to be lower. So I think it is a good idea.And I would personally like to see misses more like 5 seconds (in the real world which idpa is supposed to replicate if you shoot it you buy it) and see hit on non threats at 10 seconds (or more) but I fear a lot of folks who just play it as a game and don't care about how it can be more realistic will not like it.

Can sure understand not turning away from that beauty! ... Wood with character; octagonal barrel; forearm finished properly with an end cap; non-pistol grip stock! Sure hits all of my lever action buttons! Congrats!

The last episode fully enforces "We are the government and we are here to help".

I'm a Marlin guy, but with that said I have never touched a Puma that I know of & never owned a Henry. It seems very funny to me that everybody is wanting these in 44mag & most that is found is 357 mag. On top of that the 357 mag seems to bring on a heftier price tag. I'm in the same boat too. I have been looking for a 1894 in 44 mag & bought 2 in 357 mag while looking for a 44. Dats82. If you found one at a decent price for you then maybe you should grab it, if not let one of us know so we can. :). Happy Hunting!!

I was particularly impressed with their choice to have the hospitals completely devolved to nothingness. 'Cause if the story plays true as resources fail I'd assume the rate of death and conversion would be significantly higher and could go from zero to zombieland in no time.

Definitely not taken that way,I completely understand! I know that the Marlins are much better quality firearms. Just was saying that the Rossi I got is plenty accurate enough for a deer rifle and cheap enough that I don't worry about it riding behind the truck seat or beating around on the way in and out of the woods.

I didn't mean to disparage your rifle. I have both an1894 Marlin and a 92 Rossi. I wouldn't part with either. They are both fun, accurate guns. There is no doubt, however, that the quality and workmanship in the Marlin is superior to the Rossi.

I got my Henry .22 over a1-1/2 years ago and enjoyed it enough that a few months later I bought a Henry .44 mag.  This has been a great rifle.  Most of my 44 mag ammunition is used in the rifle instead of a revolver now.  My next lever gun will be another Henry.

Love my Browning B-92 .44 They can be a little hard to track down though. My brother has a Henry, it is very nice but heavy.   The Rossi M92s aren't bad if you get a good one. I have one in .45 colt that I enjoy.

Marlin trumps Puma. I don't have any experience with the Henry rifle.   I'd have some patience and hold out for an older Marlin. Mine was cheap. I saw a guy walking around a gun show with it and asked if it was for sale. I couldn't get my wallet out fast enough when he priced it.

To an untrained eye it looks like a regular Mosin,but this one shoots the rare 7.62x54 ammo. :) Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk