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  Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President and this has happened to her. She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!   I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it’s all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???"          There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.          She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"    

It's a Hoversnake. I see one and I go into my famous bird imitation - hover like a summagun, too!! (regardless of resolution!) :eek:

I won't bore you with my cleaning methods, but for lube I use 0w20 synthetic motor oil almost exclusively. "Gun oils" are the next biggest racket behind car insurance Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Could have been worst. It could have been Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner calling Bill with the same compliant ;)

I miss drinking.   I can't take so much as a shot anymore.  It hurts my stomach so bad it nearly cripples me.  It's only started in the last few years.  Saddest part is the bottles on the shelf over my gun safe.  Johnny Walker Blue label, Gold label & Black label along with an unopened bottle of Glen Levitt.     Thank God I can still drink beer or I would just walk out in front of oncoming traffic.  

Yeah, like missionary impossible.

LMAO. :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:      But, the title of the thread brought a gross image in my head.

One of my old Army buddies came into town so we decided to go on a couple of the distillery tours and check the stuff out.  Jack Daniels was impressive just from the sheer scale that it was operating from.  But George Dickel was the most impressive.   Dickel uses no computers in their production process at all, it's all done with people monitoring gauges, some kind of mechanical sensors that recorded data on paper spinning in a circle (no clue what it was).  They still carry the charcoal around in burlap sacks by hand, and the only machine they had was a single forklift used to lift the barrels up into storage.   I got a pic of the little box thing with the hydrometer in it that all of the distillery's whiskey flows through, will post it later.  Supposedly wasn't allowed to take pics in there because of flammable vapors but one of the workers said I could.   & Lumber Jack, that Barrel Select is some really good stuff.  

I have a close friend that owns about 30 Cash  Loan/title loans businesses in and around middle Tennessee and he will not hire an employee that does not have a carry permit to work in any of his stores. He figures if you can't get an HCP or purchase a firearm he does not need you in his employ.  All of his employees are trained and armed.

Anybody remember what happened on June 6, 1944? I know my Dad did. I guess it's not a big thing anymore. Not even a side note on my inter net home page.

We just came back from the range. YES... I said "WE".... my wife and I headed over to the range. I shoot regularly, she shoots sporadically. There always seems to be "something" else that has to be done... you know? So.... yesterday I stopped at my local LGS and picked up a brand new Dan Wesson Guardian in 9mm. Brought it home, told my wife about it while her girlfriend was visiting (so I wouldn't catch hell)... her girlfriend said that she wants to learn to shoot and my wife says "Mike and I will teach you".... After the friend leaves... I said "uhhhh... hun.... sweetheart.... dear... you haven't shot in a good six months. Do you think we should go tomorrow so that you can refamiliarize yourself with the guns?" AND SHE SAID YES. Sooo.... we went to the range.... she shot the Charter Arms 22, the Browning Buckmark... then I handed her her old trusty 38 Smith and Wesson snub nose. You know... the one that kicks like a mule? uh huh.... THEN I handed her my brand new Guardian. Big mistake! She fired 3 mags.... looked at me and said "I like this. I want this. Thank you for buying it for me." Then on the way home... I heard her say "Now I understand why you like the DW 1911 so much. I never knew..." Yup, she now owns a (MY) brand new DW Guardian, and I'm allowed to use it occasionally. I did tell her.... "NO pink grips. Period." So that's my story about how I got a brand new Guardian and lost it in one day. Here is Grace's target at 21 feet. Balls 1,9,4 and 10 were with the Guardian. Ball #2 was with my 45 cal CCO. All her shooting! And the gun: Before someone mentions this... YES, it is on a "doggy wee wee pad". Originally intended for dogs... it is the BEST work surface for cleaning pistols and revolvers. Solvent gets absorbed in the material, and the outside is plastic so that nothing leaks through to the table underneath. Clean up is rolling up the pad and throwing in the garbage. Easy. Hope you enjoyed the story. Dafadda

Talk about a thread drift, sorry but the truck is very nice, body looks straight for the most part.

Haha thanks guys. To embed I pulled the video, clicked share, then copied the short link. Then a paste here and it does it automatically. Sent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk

Very nice, GLWS on the boat.

  I've been shot at, come under mortar fire, driven down roads with IED's , and have been audited by the IRS...but when I see a snake, I jump on top of something or run like a complete bitch because shooting them never seems to be an option.  I'm confident in my manhood and if it wasn't for them eating disease carrying rodents, I'd want all snakes eradicated.

I'll measure the muzzle before I shoot slugs,   if I recall Iraqveteran8888's 410 that they did torture testing on measured .387   and they shot 444 marlin, .454 casul, and all kinds of stuff I'd never do out of theirs..... but you'd think a slug wouldn't fit down a Full Choke

That thing looks like it's never been used. Good luck with your sale. :up:

  Actually, seems Depends are recommended for a number of TGOers regarding either snakes or spiders. :)   - OS

Yeah, he was pretty cool. Really cool with that 2nd place trophy. Hey Rickey sorry I didn't get to say hi, but I do have a small sandwich bag of small primer 45 casings for you.

Hey DJ I'd like to hear I've got rights by Bocephus :)

Your lucky. I get a gross image in my head every time her name is mentioned. I would be willing to bet a dollar Bill and Hillary have not slept in the same bed or room since the Monica episode......................jmho

Harmless..:)  

Aren't you glad I didn't walk out in front of you taping on Stage 1  :rofl:

Great job! Started keeping them myself last year. Gutter and small rain barrel helps with watering . I piped in some nipple waterers so they can't get it dirty. Also, hanging feeders are great and start thinking about keeping the water unfrozen. Gave me a fit on those 9 degree days last winter. I'm also currently looking into buying coyote urine to keep mice at bay.  

  Hoppes #9 is the cologne of choice for gun nuts!     Rem OIl is so light you can use it to blow out the crud in the fire control components, but like you said it dries pretty fast. I use it for wiping down all of the outer parts. I use Militec-1 where I need oil to stay and some lithium grease on the rails.   A silicone or Sentry Solutinos Tuf-Cloth are great for all externals.

it would be a good starting point, this is also an old pic he sent [URL=http://s29.photobucket.com/user/luke9511/media/IMAG0327-1.jpg.html][/URL]

Oh yea, I saw that the other day after reading the thread about air guns. It was a very dangerous thing to start looking at. They make one with a suppressor too!

  The last few "big matches" had BBQ, taco bar and wasn't there Chick-fil-a one time? I can eat and I'm all about that good food LOL!!!

Can we get off of the God gave me rights crap.  No he didn't, you were born in America where your rights are what the constitution and the laws say they are.  Just who's God is dealing out these rights?  If you had been born in France, your rights would be completely different, not because someone there may have a different God, but because they have different rights as defined by the country.   I love how when people don't like things they immediately go to, I have a God given right.  BS, you live in America.  Your rights are solely defined by what the country says they are.  We can debate all we want about what the constitution says is allowed and what our government process (i.e courts) interprets as your rights.  I am not saying you have to even live by them, but you may have to defend your actions that confict with those interpreted rights in court and lose even more.  Yours or any other God isn't protecting you from that no matter how much you say it.  In that case, it isn't a right, it's a fairy tale.

What are these people thinking, what good is a gun you can't deploy when needed?  Why is "shall not be infringed" so difficult for them to understand?  I'm sorry, but I would become a law breaker if I had to live in that state.

#15, 2 tone blade. If commissions kick butt over the next few months, I'll get the other as well.

My daughter was trying to help out this morning, God love her for that. Loaded the dishwasher, first time she's used one, and REALLY wanted the dishes clean! Lemme tell ya, Dawn 2x concentrated will do it, especially when BOTH trays are filled with it! :lol:

The men that stormed the beaches in the morning, and jumped behind them the night before can never be thanked enough.  If they hadn't done what they did, the war in Europe would have been very different.  They literally helped to change the world.       A great speech, and from the heart, but it was on the 40th anniversary when everybody was doing something for D-Day.  What did President Reagan do on the 41st anniversary of D-Day?  That would be a better comparison since this is the 71st anniversary.  Not even a word in The Reagan Diaries for June 6th, 1985 about D-Day.  Just a visit to a school during the day and a fundraiser at night.  A normal day for the President.       71 to be exact.  That's why there isn't a big to-do over this years anniversary, it's not a "celebrating year".  Last year for the 70th anniversary they had a big remembrance, with members of the allied nations on hand for ceremonies, and events like these examples of awesome. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/10878857/D-Day-parachute-jump-89-year-old-perfects-Normandy-landing.html http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/05/world/europe/d-day-paratrooper-jumps-again/   We'll probably see something on the 75th anniversary, maybe the 80th, and of course the 100th.  Then the day will fall into history like every other battle that is only celebrated every 50-100 years.  Sad yes, but that's life.

Hard to believe it's been over 70 years already.   SUPREME HEADQUARTERS ALLIED EXPEDITIONARY FORCE Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Force! You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world. Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely. But this is the year 1944 ! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of 1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats, in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home Fronts have given us an superiority in weapons and munitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men. The tide has turned! The free men of the world marching together to Victory! I have full confidence in your devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Good Luck! And let us all beseech blessing of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking. Dwight D. Eisenhower

My dad was on Utah Beach. Said he thought at the time just a wet walk in the park, no idea of the mayhem that was happening on Omaha and etc.   - OS

  Thank's for posting the video.   My sister-in-law's Dad was one of the Rangers that scaled those cliffs and was fortunate enough to live through it.    He was one of the most kind and unassuming men I've had the pleasure to have met.   I wish he was still alive to shake his hand again.    

  My dad met my mom after the war, he re-enlisted in a medical unit and went to Japan. My mom was the daughter of a Captain in the Signal Corps over in Japan.

My Dad and my Grandfather (Welsh) both fought in the war. Dad met my Mom during the war. She lived through the Blitz.

This is how we once remembered.    “Boys of Pointe du Hoc”   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEIqdcHbc8I#t=772

Sad that it isn't remembered.  My grandfather was there.

Yah d day,it is a big deal to most semi educated Americans who did not sleep through history class. We lost more warriors on that day than we did in the past 10 yrs fighting downrange.... God bless those who made it and those who didn't. That was in the days when Americans cherished the flag and would stomp the crap out of anyone who would desecrate her.. Thanks for posting

And with it against the law to carry dignitaries there is no ay to remain on the right side of the law. You don't know who is a dignitary and where they are. Just more useless laws to try to make us all criminals.

Nah, they just auto generated the shipping label to go with the pick-list. Don't believe it till you get tracking updates that it's on its way.

I carry a snubnose revolver because..... They are a great ankle carry BUG to my Colt Commander. :up: S&W Airweight Model 37

They all work; and work very well... I like semiautos and revolvers both... The trick is to learn how they work and to learn to shoot 'em and shoot 'em well...   leroy

NIce Smith, very nice indeed. Although I really, really like the trigger on the newer Ruger GP100 3"(soon to be added), my personal revolver fav has got to be an old Smith Model 19 with a 2.5" barrel and a T-grip handle. Holds great! Sweet trigger and I can hit my targets with it.

short story some might see humor in   dude comes in tonight carrying a bottle of Blantons, NIB.  He speaks to me and said he had wanted to buy a gift for a friend and knew nothing about liquor.  He had been in earlier in the day and was recommended the Blantons by one of my co-workers.  He was telling me how he heard Blanton's was not very good.  Basically he was telling me he was going to be embarrassed by gifting this bourbon. I was dumbfounded.  We all know Blanton's is top shelf.   I plain told him I did not know what to do, that Blanton's was a awesome bourbon gift.  So we chatter a for a minutes of two, I show him a couple other bottle, but none any more regarded than Blanton's.  I could tell he just did not know what to do or believe.   We walk to the counter and then sheepishly he says he might have texted the wrong name of the bourbon to his buddy.  He then admitted he told his buddy that we sold him Barton's Bourbon. He was holding his phone and reading the text he sent.  LMAO.  At least he owned up to his mistake.  And at least we knew why his buddy was mistakenly bad mouthing Blanton's.   We had a good laugh.

Your asking this on a GUN forum? :shake: :shake: