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  Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for President and this has happened to her. She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you???!!!   I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it’s all your fault!!! YOUR FAULT!!! Well, what have you got to say???"          There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone.          She screams again, "DID YOU HEAR ME???!!!" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"    

It's a Hoversnake. I see one and I go into my famous bird imitation - hover like a summagun, too!! (regardless of resolution!) :eek:

I won't bore you with my cleaning methods, but for lube I use 0w20 synthetic motor oil almost exclusively. "Gun oils" are the next biggest racket behind car insurance Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Could have been worst. It could have been Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner calling Bill with the same compliant ;)

I miss drinking.   I can't take so much as a shot anymore.  It hurts my stomach so bad it nearly cripples me.  It's only started in the last few years.  Saddest part is the bottles on the shelf over my gun safe.  Johnny Walker Blue label, Gold label & Black label along with an unopened bottle of Glen Levitt.     Thank God I can still drink beer or I would just walk out in front of oncoming traffic.  

Yeah, like missionary impossible.

LMAO. :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:      But, the title of the thread brought a gross image in my head.

One of my old Army buddies came into town so we decided to go on a couple of the distillery tours and check the stuff out.  Jack Daniels was impressive just from the sheer scale that it was operating from.  But George Dickel was the most impressive.   Dickel uses no computers in their production process at all, it's all done with people monitoring gauges, some kind of mechanical sensors that recorded data on paper spinning in a circle (no clue what it was).  They still carry the charcoal around in burlap sacks by hand, and the only machine they had was a single forklift used to lift the barrels up into storage.   I got a pic of the little box thing with the hydrometer in it that all of the distillery's whiskey flows through, will post it later.  Supposedly wasn't allowed to take pics in there because of flammable vapors but one of the workers said I could.   & Lumber Jack, that Barrel Select is some really good stuff.  

I have a close friend that owns about 30 Cash  Loan/title loans businesses in and around middle Tennessee and he will not hire an employee that does not have a carry permit to work in any of his stores. He figures if you can't get an HCP or purchase a firearm he does not need you in his employ.  All of his employees are trained and armed.

Well our first venture into the world of poultry has begun. We got out first ten feathered friends yesterday. The coop took me about a week to build and that was probably a miracle. I have to say I have no prior carpentry training and before this the most I had built was a set of shelves. The building was already there so that helped. I think it turned out pretty darn good.

We just came back from the range. YES... I said "WE".... my wife and I headed over to the range. I shoot regularly, she shoots sporadically. There always seems to be "something" else that has to be done... you know? So.... yesterday I stopped at my local LGS and picked up a brand new Dan Wesson Guardian in 9mm. Brought it home, told my wife about it while her girlfriend was visiting (so I wouldn't catch hell)... her girlfriend said that she wants to learn to shoot and my wife says "Mike and I will teach you".... After the friend leaves... I said "uhhhh... hun.... sweetheart.... dear... you haven't shot in a good six months. Do you think we should go tomorrow so that you can refamiliarize yourself with the guns?" AND SHE SAID YES. Sooo.... we went to the range.... she shot the Charter Arms 22, the Browning Buckmark... then I handed her her old trusty 38 Smith and Wesson snub nose. You know... the one that kicks like a mule? uh huh.... THEN I handed her my brand new Guardian. Big mistake! She fired 3 mags.... looked at me and said "I like this. I want this. Thank you for buying it for me." Then on the way home... I heard her say "Now I understand why you like the DW 1911 so much. I never knew..." Yup, she now owns a (MY) brand new DW Guardian, and I'm allowed to use it occasionally. I did tell her.... "NO pink grips. Period." So that's my story about how I got a brand new Guardian and lost it in one day. Here is Grace's target at 21 feet. Balls 1,9,4 and 10 were with the Guardian. Ball #2 was with my 45 cal CCO. All her shooting! And the gun: Before someone mentions this... YES, it is on a "doggy wee wee pad". Originally intended for dogs... it is the BEST work surface for cleaning pistols and revolvers. Solvent gets absorbed in the material, and the outside is plastic so that nothing leaks through to the table underneath. Clean up is rolling up the pad and throwing in the garbage. Easy. Hope you enjoyed the story. Dafadda

Talk about a thread drift, sorry but the truck is very nice, body looks straight for the most part.

Tell me about the the yellow bow tie.

in the absence of available slugs they'll do so so but if it comes to that you'd be better of using a 12 gauge.

I have additional insurance through the NRA's ArmsCare Plus since I didn't want to declare what I have through my homeowners either.   Their insurance doesn't require documentation on a firearm unless it's individual value is over $2,500.   You just total up the value of all your firearms and deduct $2,500 off the total since the first $2,500 is free with your membership.     Obviously if you have to file a claim you are going to have to prove ownership.       http://www.locktonaffinity.com/nrains/armscareplus.htm

I'll measure the muzzle before I shoot slugs,   if I recall Iraqveteran8888's 410 that they did torture testing on measured .387   and they shot 444 marlin, .454 casul, and all kinds of stuff I'd never do out of theirs..... but you'd think a slug wouldn't fit down a Full Choke

  Actually, seems Depends are recommended for a number of TGOers regarding either snakes or spiders. :)   - OS

  .45 colt is larger diameter bullet than .410 bore.   Handguns like Judge and Governor have .45 bore, not .410, and chamber is modified to accept both, not even sure .45LC will fit in regular .410?, but if it does, don't fire it.   Even if it were safe, which it's not, the bullet would come out of it like a knuckle ball, yaw and/or tumble all over the place.   - OS   edit: Garufa beat me tuit.

.410 Slugs yes, .45 Colt NO.

Yeah, he was pretty cool. Really cool with that 2nd place trophy. Hey Rickey sorry I didn't get to say hi, but I do have a small sandwich bag of small primer 45 casings for you.

Probably but this answer could also pertain to someone like EssOnes reply as it being a Hoversnake.......... :rofl:  If someone is deathly afraid of a snake it is not harmless. It will very possibly cause harm to the person trying to put as much distance as possible between the snake and themselves. I had a good friend that would kill you if you threw a toy rubber snake on him. He was deathly afraid of them. It took 4 of us to pull him off a guy that threw a toy rubber snake on his shoulder. He had the guy by the throat and on the ground and I didn't think we were going to get him off before he killed the guy. We did but just barely......... :up:

Be aware that now you will have somewhat of an influx of certain snakes, raccoons and possums.. Hawks do like small baby chicks.. If they in the coop at night ,make sure you have adequate security so nothing can get into the coop..  Nice set up btw.. I loved mine and it was a hoot to watch barely feathered out turkeys strut around..

Your lucky. I get a gross image in my head every time her name is mentioned. I would be willing to bet a dollar Bill and Hillary have not slept in the same bed or room since the Monica episode......................jmho

Aren't you glad I didn't walk out in front of you taping on Stage 1  :rofl:

Set your phone on Macro and get a lot closer.

  Hoppes #9 is the cologne of choice for gun nuts!     Rem OIl is so light you can use it to blow out the crud in the fire control components, but like you said it dries pretty fast. I use it for wiping down all of the outer parts. I use Militec-1 where I need oil to stay and some lithium grease on the rails.   A silicone or Sentry Solutinos Tuf-Cloth are great for all externals.

I efiled for my SBR on April 17th.

it would be a good starting point, this is also an old pic he sent [URL=http://s29.photobucket.com/user/luke9511/media/IMAG0327-1.jpg.html][/URL]

Oh yea, I saw that the other day after reading the thread about air guns. It was a very dangerous thing to start looking at. They make one with a suppressor too!

  The last few "big matches" had BBQ, taco bar and wasn't there Chick-fil-a one time? I can eat and I'm all about that good food LOL!!!

Today I fired another 150 round of fmj and then 50 rounds of 124 grain +P Gold Dot hollow points. That's 350 rounds since I brought it home including the hollow points. Not one glitch at all. It is a bit snappy with the +P ammo but not so much with non +P. Gave it a good cleaning and loaded up with Gold Dots. I feel very comfortable with this as my primary carry gun now. I'll still carry the LCR as a backup especially until I shoot it one more time at least. It carries well IWB and not too badly in the pocket with the flush mag with a good pair of cargo shorts with ample sized pockets. I do need a different pocket holster though. It fits the LCR pocket holster but the holster comes out of the pocket with the gun so I'll be looking for one specifically for the FNS for when I want to pocket carry it. I'm very happy with this purchase and would recommend it to anyone thinking about one.

Can we get off of the God gave me rights crap.  No he didn't, you were born in America where your rights are what the constitution and the laws say they are.  Just who's God is dealing out these rights?  If you had been born in France, your rights would be completely different, not because someone there may have a different God, but because they have different rights as defined by the country.   I love how when people don't like things they immediately go to, I have a God given right.  BS, you live in America.  Your rights are solely defined by what the country says they are.  We can debate all we want about what the constitution says is allowed and what our government process (i.e courts) interprets as your rights.  I am not saying you have to even live by them, but you may have to defend your actions that confict with those interpreted rights in court and lose even more.  Yours or any other God isn't protecting you from that no matter how much you say it.  In that case, it isn't a right, it's a fairy tale.

What are these people thinking, what good is a gun you can't deploy when needed?  Why is "shall not be infringed" so difficult for them to understand?  I'm sorry, but I would become a law breaker if I had to live in that state.

My daughter was trying to help out this morning, God love her for that. Loaded the dishwasher, first time she's used one, and REALLY wanted the dishes clean! Lemme tell ya, Dawn 2x concentrated will do it, especially when BOTH trays are filled with it! :lol:

  My dad met my mom after the war, he re-enlisted in a medical unit and went to Japan. My mom was the daughter of a Captain in the Signal Corps over in Japan.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/WW2-Colourised-Photos/393166910813107?fref=nf   My dad wasn't involved in the D-Day invasion, he went into France shortly after, fought through France with the 101st., wounded in the Battle of the buldge Jan 1st. 45. Fought through Germany until the end.   I wonder if they will at least show some D-Day movies today.

Sad that it isn't remembered.  My grandfather was there.

Yah d day,it is a big deal to most semi educated Americans who did not sleep through history class. We lost more warriors on that day than we did in the past 10 yrs fighting downrange.... God bless those who made it and those who didn't. That was in the days when Americans cherished the flag and would stomp the crap out of anyone who would desecrate her.. Thanks for posting

Nah, they just auto generated the shipping label to go with the pick-list. Don't believe it till you get tracking updates that it's on its way.

I carry an SP101. Little heavy but can handle 357 very well. I have 38 hollow points in it.

I like snubnose and carry and LCR or my Glock 26. This has it's place in the night stand. S&W 386 SC/S. I believe they were only made 1 or 2 years. Kicks like a mule with .357 but not too bad with .38spl.

They all work; and work very well... I like semiautos and revolvers both... The trick is to learn how they work and to learn to shoot 'em and shoot 'em well...   leroy

  Yep. Can't carry in banks either, right? :bs:

short story some might see humor in   dude comes in tonight carrying a bottle of Blantons, NIB.  He speaks to me and said he had wanted to buy a gift for a friend and knew nothing about liquor.  He had been in earlier in the day and was recommended the Blantons by one of my co-workers.  He was telling me how he heard Blanton's was not very good.  Basically he was telling me he was going to be embarrassed by gifting this bourbon. I was dumbfounded.  We all know Blanton's is top shelf.   I plain told him I did not know what to do, that Blanton's was a awesome bourbon gift.  So we chatter a for a minutes of two, I show him a couple other bottle, but none any more regarded than Blanton's.  I could tell he just did not know what to do or believe.   We walk to the counter and then sheepishly he says he might have texted the wrong name of the bourbon to his buddy.  He then admitted he told his buddy that we sold him Barton's Bourbon. He was holding his phone and reading the text he sent.  LMAO.  At least he owned up to his mistake.  And at least we knew why his buddy was mistakenly bad mouthing Blanton's.   We had a good laugh.

Have a free gift to the first TGO benefactor spirit poster who wishes to claim it and is over 21. A hand made tequila serving set i received as a gift while in mexico. Comes with two unopened jars of don julio "agave juice. " Pick up in lebanon

Found this on Facebook........all I can say is bless their heart.   http://vid40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/plinker4life/hipoint_zpsbyioczen.mp4

Your asking this on a GUN forum? :shake: :shake:

They make these little 30-40 grain lead pills that seem to poison their blood quick and kill them dead.   Little buggers don't like to eat them though so you need to get pretty forceable about your deliver options.