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They can have my grill when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

Since the initial fee is $115 and renewals are only $50 every 5 years, that would be a sweet deal if you got your permit at 21 and lived until you were at least 89.5...then you'd break even.   Edit:  89.5 years old to break even.

I thought forums like this were for gun friendly social networking.

I'm not as kind as you, HP. I'm just waiting for all the Glockaholics to lose their minds and sell their Shields stoopid cheap so I can pick up a few more. It seems Shields are just about selling for new money on the used market now. I'm looking forward to picking some up maybe around the $275 mark.

there's only one way to fix this problem, we need to ban teenagers.

Theater Seats for Seniors > An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. > When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, > "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." > The old man didn't budge. > The usher became more impatient. > "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the > manager." > Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing. > The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he > returned with the manager. > Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled > man, but with no success. > Finally they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the situation > briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?" > "Fred," the old man moaned. > "Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer. > With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied... > ... "The balcony." > >> >> An elderly gentleman... >> Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the >> doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of >> hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly >> gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, >> 'Your hearing is  perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that >> you can hear again.' >> The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. >> I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my >> will three times!' >> >> >> >> >> Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a >> bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm >> 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. >> How do you feel?' >> Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' >> 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' >> 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' >> >> >> >> >> An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after >> eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. >> The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out >> to a  new restaurant and it was really great... I would recommend it >> very highly.' >> The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' >> The first man thought and thought and finally said,  'What is the >> name of that flower you give to someone you love? >> You know... The one that's red and has thorns.' >> 'Do you mean a rose?' >> 'Yes, that's the one,'  replied the man. He then turned towards the >> kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went >> to last night?' >> >> >> >> Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. >> However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly >> gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at >> his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. >> After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him >> to the elevator. >> On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. >> 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom >> changing out of her hospital gown.' >> >> >> >> >> Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. >> During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, >> but they might want to start writing things down to help them >> remember… Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. >> 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. >> 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' >> 'Sure..' >> 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' >> she asks. >> 'No, I can remember it.' >> 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write >> it down, so as not to forget it?' >> He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with >> strawberries.' >> 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write >> it down?' she asks. >> Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! >> Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for >> goodness sake!' >> Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man >> returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. >> She stares at the plate for a moment. >> 'Where's my toast ?' >> >> >> >> >> A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: >> 'So I hear you're getting married?' >> 'Yep!' >> 'Do I know her?' >> 'Nope!' >> 'This  woman, is she good looking?' >> 'Not really.' >> 'Is she a good cook?' >> 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' >> 'Does she have lots of money?' >> 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' >> 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' >> 'I don't know.' >> 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' >> 'Because she can still drive!' >> >> >> >> >> Three old guys are out walking. >> First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' >> Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' >> Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..' >> >> >> >> >> A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It >> cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' >> 'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is  it?' >> 'Twelve thirty..' >> >> >> >> >> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. >> A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with >> a gorgeous young woman on his arm. >> A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're >> really doing great, aren't you?' >> Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and >> be cheerful.'' >> The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart >> murmur; be careful.' >> >> >> >> >> And One more..! >> >> >> A little old man shuffled slowly into  an ice cream parlor and pulled >> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his >> breath, he ordered a banana split. >> The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' >> 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

i don't want to be shot with a BB gun.

  This is TNDOS red headed stepchild division,  man. They just replaced their abaci a few years ago.   - OS

Somebody gotta be Otis.

every time I have purchased a firearm they FFL has told the TBI the serial number as well as all my information, including my SSN. Now whether they keep it and pass it along I do not know but if I were a betting person I would bet there is a massive excel file owned by the .gov with all that information.

My 4 yr old already has a airsoft gun (plastic bbs) and he already knows you NEVER point it at a PERSON, and it stays locked in my gun safe until WE go shoot it.

OK, I might be reading this wrong, and if I am I apologize, but I think what everyone is saying is GET OFF MY FAT BUTT AND BUY YOURSELF A GUN BELT STUPID. lol So after some research and my personal taste I ordered this  http://www.thebeltman.net/horse4lg.htm

Interesting. Would make for a very good story. The Walking Dead.....starring......all the participants of this thread.

I can't wait for mine!

I would go M&P out of those. If you want capacity I'd go with the full size. If you want light carry I would go with the shield. I once owned a 9C and while it was a fine gun I just didn't really take to it. Also APEX makes some fine trigger kits for them.   I however carry a Glock 19 and love it.

If it was about convenience, they would simply allow HCP renewals to be conducted online like they do with drivers licenses.  This is all so they can say Tennessee has a "lifetime permit system in place."  It's a rip off from a money standpoint, and it's an insult from a handgun owners standpoint. 

Meh, I don't like gas anyway CHARCOAL FOR LIFE lol. Seriously I had a gas grill for one summer, gave it to my brother and went back to charcoal. That said this is a stupid waste of our tax money!!!!

Some here remember the fight we had over the State income tax.  It tool a lot of people, but we got it done.  These issues are won on a face to face level INSIDE Legislative Plaza.  If you you want to make a difference, you will have to show up. As long as they can count on the media to take their part and advocates do not show the numbers needed to push an issue, they win, every time.  There were 565,646 hunting license purchased last year, and 480,000 plus handgun carry permits.  There is some overlap, but folks, that is a big enough number to make them sit up and listen.  If we got 20,000 at LP on "Gun Bill Day", I bet that would make a HUGE difference.

Gee guys you have to have this all wrong. Haslam is a Republican. I have been told for the last 12 years that I can guarantee my right to keep my guns by voting for all Republicans. Don't check up on them, just follow the party line and vote for all Republicans and the problem is solved. Knowing that this is the word of the almighty (my preacher told me the same thing!) you must have it all wrong.   WAKE UP! The battle for our guns is to check out every candidate and to keep the thumb on them while in office. Both parties will hurt us in a heartbeat, as soon as they can get more power by taking our guns!

You own guns and your bored :cool:?  Wow.....GO SHOOT'N..!!!! LOL

There needs to be change. The wagons are circled and we are considered the Indians. They need to be reminded of where their support comes from next election.

I just shot off some .45, .223 and 9mm Perfecta and it was total crap  :puke: :puke: :puke: I suggest you guys don't buy any more, it's just plain old junk. Half of it I had to pull the trigger twice, and the other felt like it was going to blow my gun up.  :dunno:

Good ones, let me leave this one. 4 old retired guys were out driving and saw a sign for a pub so they stopped and went in. There was a sign over the bar ALL DRINKS 10 cents. So they all ordered a martini and the bartender said that will be 40 cents, well the martini's were great shaken and not stirred so they ordered another round. The bartender came back and said 40 cents gents. 1 of the guys said man how in the world do you stay in business selling drinks for 10 cents? The bartender said well about 3 years ago I won the lottery for 125 million I always wanted my own bar so I set the price for all drinks wine, beer, whiskey at 10 cents. Well there was about 7 or 8 people sitting at the other end of the bar but not a single glass in front of them and 1 of the guys says hey what is the deal with those folks not drinking? The bartender replied oh they are all from Florida and they are waiting for happy hour when the drinks are half priced plus they have coupons!!

We used to have bb gun wars all the time growing up, but there are pellet guns cheaply available today that have a similar performance of a rimfire rifle. They were available then too and a few of us had one, but they weren't allowed in the fights. I do recall a few years after high school hearing that one of my former classmates had shot another in the top of his foot with a heavy duty air rifle and that the other kid was walking with a cane for some years after.    It's a shame that it only takes a few instances like this and before you know it air guns will have the same stigma as real guns in the anti crowd.

I was always taught don't point ANY gun at anything you don't plan to kill, and the first lesson that was taught to me about was my first BB/pellet gun.

Bad news there. Reminds me of the BB guns wars we had when I was a kid. No pellets allowed and only 1 pump on rifles. It's amazing no one got hurt.

Justified !

I agree with Oh Shoot!  Bet'cha he is Lamar's heir apparent!

Anyone read Watership Down?  The animated movie was good, but not as good as the book.  For those of you who don't know, the story follows a group of rabbits who have to leave their home shortly before it is destroyed, and then they wander the countryside looking for a new home.  Along the way, they encounter different rabbit groups that reflect different ways that humans have governed themselves.   Their original group had a definite hierarchy, with a police force and a chief, but they were relatively free.  The last group they meet is intensely controlled by a militaristic dictator rabbit, with very little freedom.  In between, they meet a warren of fat, happy rabbits who have a man-made, spacious warren free from predators (called The Warren of the Snares).  Except the rabbits don't talk about the ones who go missing; they just accept that anyone of them might die one day and they don't dwell on it.  (A farmer was providing food for the rabbits and trapping them every now and then).  If the Governor is analogous to General Woundwort, the dictator rabbit, then the Alexandria Safe-Zone may be the Warren of the Snares.  They all are happy and their comforts are provided for, but when someone gets taken by Walkers, they seem like, "Oh, well.  That's life."     I'm not actually saying that The Walking Dead is using Watership Down as source material, but there are some similarities.  That is the type of  literature analysis that I would come up with for my high school and college English classes.  It always sounded like BS to me, but I could string together stuff in a way that made really good BS, or at least the teachers believed it.

This will be my first year to turkey hunt. I'm a total newb. How can I best learn how to effectively call? What are the easiest calls to learn to use? Do I need decoys? If I'm successful, what's the best way to clean one? I could write encyclopedia volumes about deer behavior and deer hunting. I would be lucky to fill out a business card with what I know about turkey hunting.

If you still want one of the best, ThinkPad. Lenovo making them still about as well as did IBM.   - OS

  I'm thinking you would love the G42. 

I don't own a Glock and don't plan to but I do love my Bersa's and Llama's 380s and they are my main and only carry guns. I have Fiocchi Ball Ammo loaded in all of them with great confidence if I ever needed to use them they would do what I need in the protection areas............jmho

Kris, That stage was tough. Very easy to forget the order of the targets. You two were not the only ones that missed that target completely.

That is asinine, I don't want to live here anymore!

I'm about to turn 27 and I still wouldn't do this. Who knows how long I'll live or where I'll be.

Agreed.  This isn't going to do much for you and me - or any of us for that matter.   And what kid who's just getting their permit has either the foresight or the $750 to take advantage of this?

I tried the last election. Maybe we'll have more support next time around. We can't quit trying!!

Hey Taco don't knock buying the best tool you can. When i was still turning wrenches i would buy snap-on then my wife would see the same thing at lowes and complain about me over paying there is a difference in fit and finish on the high end stuff. Im the same way i like the good stuff but can only afford to dream about it lol

Here are a couple from seasons past.

  I still have 4-5 that you gave me years ago. I honestly forgot I had any left until I came across them the other day.   I'll be sure to put them to good use. I have several wasps nests around the house. :)

Thanks I just took the pics with my phone (Samsung Galaxy Note 4). My wife is making fun of me. She said that I looked like a kid on Christmas opening that box.

This is pretty ridiculous! Truck nuts for your gun.

The Pour House off of 8th Ave S. Great burgers and more bourbons and drafts than you could sample in a year!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Happy Birthday     I used the large font so you can read it better.  :D   Seriously though, CBS Sunday Morning had a good piece this week on people doing great things later in life. Colonel Sanders was 65 when he started KFC. You're just getting started at 63.

Have plenty in the safe. But this one is a little special for a special little girl. Pretty sure that I'm going to throw an integrally suppressed barrel on it before she shoots it.

It's kind of a double edged sword to me. On one hand the government should have absolutely no say in whether or not I can carry a gun or be able to make me do something I order to have the privilege to. But on the other hand it seems to me that a lot of people nowadays lack the mental capacity to acknowledge they are carrying a deadly weapon that could hurt not only them or the bad guys but also innocent bystanders. And as such, they should seek out training in how to use their weapon. But like in so many other aspects of life, some people are so stupid/ignorant/stubborn, that everyone has to be regulated into doing what is right. There would be no rules/laws if everyone just did what was right.

Every breath he has taken since he ran for Mayor in Knoxville has been focused on the White House. Mayor-Governor-Senator, all the right steps in all the right places, and with a personal $2 Billion and having his lips firmly ensconced on the rump of the Chamber, he is climbing the ladder to sucksess!

I love the "sporting purposes" title they use. :down: The second amendment had nothing to do with sporting and hunting and this title should not be used in determining 2A rights.