Magic Hat

[Sam1]

My Magic Hat

 

While in California I needed to go to the emergency room.

 

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat.

 

When I went into the E.R.,

I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

 

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

 

Here's the hat: Below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5  hours.

 

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

 

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

 

But, don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

[Monkeyman2500]

LMAO!

[runco]

That's a good one!  Now why have I not thought of that.

[peejman]

Nice.

A friend learned that if you bleed on nurse's paperwork at the ER, you get in a lot faster. Edited February 14, 2014 by peejman

[ncldwell]

Funny!

[LI0NSFAN]

Man, I thought this was going to be aout the beer.

[xjsnake]

Man, I thought this was going to be aout the beer.

Me Too.

[tnguy]

Yeah! Now you've done got me thirsty.

Edited February 14, 2014 by tnguy

[hipower]

 

My Magic Hat

 

While in California I needed to go to the emergency room.

 

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my Magic Green Hat.

 

When I went into the E.R.,

I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

 

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

 

Here's the hat: Below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5  hours.

 

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

 

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

 

But, don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

 

 

EXCELLENT!!!    I love it.

[cj0e]

So, about the ER....